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Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

Brandon's middle grade novels. Alcatraz will make fun of you if don't read them. Actually, he'll make fun of you anyways.

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  1. Bastille Typo Thread

    By AonEne,
    • 2 replies
    • 1.8k views

  2. What's YOUR Talent? 1 2 3 4 12

    By Silus - Shard of Flame,
    • 288 replies
    • 65.7k views

  3. Quentin’s unexplained prediction

    By Arteth Chris,   
    • 2 replies
    • 1.3k views

  4. Arriving late to everything and combat applications.

    By DoctaDajman,
    • 1 reply
    • 518 views

  5. Bastille Fans

    By Bastille Dartmoor,
    • 2 replies
    • 660 views

  6. Favorite Alcatraz quotes!

    By Theodore Smedry,
    • 8 replies
    • 4.7k views

  7. Librarian conspiracy presentation

    By Soulbinder,
    • 0 replies
    • 510 views

  8. Alcatraz in the HP universe (Just a thought)

    By Regent,
    • 6 replies
    • 2.8k views

  9. It's early!

    By Link Von Kelsier Harvey,
    • 5 replies
    • 2.2k views

  10. shattered lens chapter titles

    By luminos,
    • 16 replies
    • 8.6k views

  11. Completing Kazan’s List 1 2

    By Archer,   
    • 33 replies
    • 10.5k views

  12. Adoption and Disownment in the Smedry Family

    By Stormlightsong,
    • 1 reply
    • 1.4k views

  13. Easter Eggs in Alcatraz? 1 2

    By Josh L.,
    • 44 replies
    • 20k views

  14. Alcatraz in Roshar... What if?

    By Darth Kholin,
    • 14 replies
    • 4.7k views

  15. No full book spoilers until midnight GMT, September 20th

    By Chaos,
    • 2 replies
    • 1.1k views

  16. Alcatraz Question

    By Veledsier,   
    • 3 replies
    • 1.2k views

  17. Grandpa Smedry identity conspiracy

    By Veledsier,   
    • 10 replies
    • 1.9k views

  18. Everything Alcatraz

    By Alcatraz Fan #394,   
    • 2 replies
    • 1.1k views

  19. grandpa smedry exclamations

    By Siri,
    • 1 reply
    • 1k views

  20. Alcatraz birthday party

    By Siri,
    • 1 reply
    • 1.7k views

  21. France

    By That1Cellist,
    • 2 replies
    • 778 views

  22. Bastille Full Book Reactions Thread

    By Chaos,
    • 7 replies
    • 3k views

  23. Lenses

    By RawToast225,   
    • 9 replies
    • 8.6k views

  24. whats a gak

    By Gak,   
    • 6 replies
    • 2.9k views

  25. Alcatraz incorrect quotes

    By Caela,
    • 0 replies
    • 891 views

  26. The Craziest Situations Alcatraz Has Been In.

    By The Isochronism,   
    • 3 replies
    • 1.1k views

  27. Time Spent Reading Alcatraz

    By Ghanderflaffle,
    • 5 replies
    • 1.9k views
    • Gak
    • Gak

  28. Brandon don't disappoint me: Bastille + Alcatraz

    By Turtles,
    • 0 replies
    • 1.1k views

  29. Character voices

    By Jorville,
    • 4 replies
    • 1.8k views

  30. Bastille Vs. The Evil Librarians

    By The Oculator,   
    • 7 replies
    • 2.4k views

  31. We have a cover!!

    By Amira,
    • 5 replies
    • 1.3k views

  32. Question about Smedrys

    By espop,
    • 6 replies
    • 2.2k views

  33. Considering these books

    By cometaryorbit,
    • 5 replies
    • 1.9k views

  34. Shasta Smedry through the shaper's lens

    By Fourth of the Knight,   
    • 2 replies
    • 2.3k views

  35. The Formation Of The Worldspire

    By Mark Adrian,   
    • 6 replies
    • 3k views

  36. could Alcatraz break a shardblade? 1 2

    By not an Evil Librarian,
    • 27 replies
    • 5.5k views

  37. Favorite Smedry Talent

    By Guest,   
    • 3 replies
    • 2.4k views

  38. The Royal Archives

    By not an Evil Librarian,
    • 20 replies
    • 2.8k views

  39. Alcatraz vs Cosmere (or the world)

    By Mestiv,
    • 7 replies
    • 3.4k views

  40. What kind of school do Free Kingdomers go to?

    By Regent,
    • 2 replies
    • 1.1k views

  41. About the 5th book's Amazon listing

    By Fulano,
    • 2 replies
    • 1.3k views

  42. Dark Talent chapter times?

    By Lewaah,   
    • 0 replies
    • 1.4k views

  43. Calculating the economics of belly button lint

    By Koloss17,
    • 16 replies
    • 4.1k views

  44. Alcatraz Realmatics

    By Kidpen,
    • 4 replies
    • 2.4k views

  45. After the talents break

    By Hoid the Former Drifter,
    • 4 replies
    • 1.7k views

  46. Source of talents [all the spoilers]

    By bluefoxicy,   
    • 0 replies
    • 1.3k views

  47. The End [DT Spoilers] 1 2 3

    By HoidvsVoid,   
    • 62 replies
    • 23k views

  48. Does Alcatraz still own [Spoiler]'s soul?

    By japache,
    • 3 replies
    • 2.2k views

  49. Alcatraz BREAKS the EARTH!

    By Sparkrunner,   
    • 19 replies
    • 4.1k views
    • Gak
    • Gak

  50. Alcatraz randomness

    By TheCremling,
    • 10 replies
    • 2.9k views
    • Gak
    • Gak

  51. Question about marriages

    By Oversleep,
    • 11 replies
    • 4.2k views
    • Gak
    • Gak

  52. Alcatraz jokes thread

    By Mason Wheeler,
    • 8 replies
    • 6.1k views
    • Gak
    • Gak

  53. What's your favorite Alcatraz Character

    By Guest,
    • 4 replies
    • 1.5k views
    • Gak
    • Gak

  54. Is Alcatraz Smedry a Hero or Not?

    By GeneralHZRD,   
    • 17 replies
    • 4.9k views
    • Gak
    • Gak

  55. Weird idea for super weapon, spoilers possibly

    By .S.A.M.K.M,
    • 1 reply
    • 1.6k views
    • Gak
    • Gak

  56. Why is there a book 6?

    By smartycope,
    • 6 replies
    • 2.4k views

  57. If Alcatraz were a movie......

    By I Am Witless,
    • 15 replies
    • 3.7k views

  58. A few observations

    By Ruled Subject,   
    • 3 replies
    • 1.6k views

  59. Alcatraz after book 5 *spoilers*

    By Theodore Smedry,   
    • 5 replies
    • 3.1k views
    • Mat
    • Mat

  60. Theory: Time Zones Are a Lie

    By FriarFritz,   
    • 3 replies
    • 1.4k views

  61. Question on the ending of Scrivener's Bones

    By kadengt,
    • 12 replies
    • 4.5k views
    • Guest
    • Guest

  62. Error found!!

    By Amanda_1612,
    • 3 replies
    • 2.2k views
    • Guest
    • Guest

  63. Honorary Smedrys

    By Stormgate,   
    • 2 replies
    • 1.6k views
    • Guest
    • Guest

  64. Will Alcatraz and Bastille be a Thing?

    By not an Evil Librarian,
    • 9 replies
    • 4.2k views
    • Guest
    • Guest

  65. Alcatraz could look like a popsicle

    By Devout Pathian,   
    • 1 reply
    • 1.3k views

  66. Could Biblioden's brother be Alcatraz the First?

    By Wayniac,
    • 3 replies
    • 1.7k views

  67. Alcatraz signing

    By One_Armed,   
    • 0 replies
    • 1.1k views

  68. Easter Eggs in Alcatraz

    By 5th of Noon,   
    • 4 replies
    • 2.9k views

  69. Alcatraz books either not stocked or v. expensive

    By ljósmóður,
    • 3 replies
    • 1.6k views

  70. Silimatics

    By Ark1002,   
    • 3 replies
    • 2k views

  71. The Map the Evil Librarians Librarians Don't Want You to See

    By Ookla the Foreclosed,   
    • 3 replies
    • 3.8k views

  72. Pronunciations?

    By moosix,
    • 2 replies
    • 2.7k views

  73. Evil Librarians skit

    By Aon Ati,
    • 2 replies
    • 2.4k views

  74. I had an Alcatraz-related dream

    By Quickbronze,   
    • 0 replies
    • 2.9k views

  75. Maori don't wear war paint

    By Snorkel,
    • 1 reply
    • 2.4k views

  76. Funniest scenes from the Alcatraz series?

    By The Honor Spren,
    • 7 replies
    • 5.1k views

  77. Scriviner’s Bones Question

    By Maelstrom,
    • 2 replies
    • 2.2k views

  78. Scrivener's Bones - Chapter 15 - Joke

    By robopro,
    • 8 replies
    • 10.5k views

  79. Personality Types (MBTI) for Alcatraz characters

    By Mark Adrian,   
    • 0 replies
    • 2.5k views

  80. Dream Casting Alcatraz

    By Modal Seoul,   
    • 0 replies
    • 2.5k views

  81. The map

    By TyranAmiros,   
    • 4 replies
    • 2.6k views

  82. How Talents And Soul Energy Work

    By Mark Adrian,   
    • 2 replies
    • 1.8k views

  83. Books 5 and 6 Theories

    By Mark Adrian,   
    • 7 replies
    • 3k views

  84. How long will bastille write?

    By Dragon314,
    • 1 reply
    • 1.6k views

  85. References

    By yoruleiscool,
    • 2 replies
    • 2.5k views

  86. Alcatraz versus Scrivener's Bones

    By Oversleep,   
    • 10 replies
    • 2.9k views

  87. Glass Batteries

    By Suppuppow,
    • 3 replies
    • 2.1k views

  88. Help!

    By Dragon314,
    • 2 replies
    • 1.6k views

  89. Smedry or Smedry?

    By Shqueeves,   
    • 5 replies
    • 3.1k views

  90. Holy Houdini

    By calamity,
    • 8 replies
    • 2.9k views

  91. Theory about Attica [Major Spoilers]

    By Gaussian,
    • 9 replies
    • 4.5k views

  92. Alcatraz Option Not Renewed.

    By Chaos,
    • 20 replies
    • 6.6k views

  93. Other books like Alcatraz

    By Lazarus52980,
    • 13 replies
    • 35.5k views

  94. Alcatraz 6 release?

    By Capt. Goradel,
    • 2 replies
    • 10.2k views

  95. I literally Cannot

    By DeadFencer,
    • 1 reply
    • 1.8k views

  96. Differences Between Editions?

    By Baine,   
    • 2 replies
    • 2.2k views

  97. The Last Page

    By WayneSpren,   
    • 1 reply
    • 2k views

  98. apun, ipun, unpun.

    By Slay This Rock,
    • 6 replies
    • 2.6k views

  99. Book 6?

    By Djarskublar,
    • 8 replies
    • 6.3k views

  100. Last Book?

    By Mistborn16,
    • 1 reply
    • 2.7k views

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