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Geez, tag your spoilers, dude.

Why couldn't Sylphrena walk? She Sprenned her ankle!

There's been tons of games announced, actually. Including Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I, for one, am HYPED for the Switch, and I'm super glad that Zelda is a launch title! And @Retsam, why would there be an ethernet jack on the console? It's supposed to be a console/handheld hybrid. Also, Reggie said that there were over 80 third-party games In Development, so I'm not too worried about lack of 3rd party support just yet.

How does a Windrunner punish misbehaving squires? 40 Lashes! I'm a terrible person, aren't I?

I just recently read the new editions of Alcatraz on my Kindle, and I SWEAR Brandon's changed stuff between the versions (though I don't have my old copy with me). I saw in another thread about the line "The steel skull of your archnemesis" being added, but I'm wondering, are there any other differences?

Sanderson once saved us all from the Evil Librarians as a kid, changed his name, and wrote his autobiography years later.

Alright! I got the book now! I appreciate all of you helping me not crack and read Secret History! Anyone else who still doesn't have Bands, accept my deepest condolences.

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Why do you have to wait for Secret History?

Alright, thanks, i guess I'll hold out somehow.

Okay, I can't take it anymore. I need more information! What page/chapter of Secret History are the Bands of mourning Spoilers? I'd like to read up to there if I can.

Ok, thanks for the tip. I'll just hold out till Wednesday.

Also, How spoilery is Secret History with regards to Bands of Mourning? I have Secret History Downloaded, but I'm afraid of ruining the experience.

I don't think there's anything supernatural here. Just changes in posture and body language. If he had actually changed size/muscle it would have been much more noticeable.

Truly you are a master of understatement. I hope.