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Soulbinder

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    Professional Human Disaster
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    Writing, painting, reading, Latin, procrastination, muffins, D&D, flute, piano, theatre, etymology, napping, chocolate, Epic the Musical, math, Star Trek, Project Hail Mary, exoplanets, thermodynamics, LOTR, and astrophysics.

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  1. "When there's no cops around, anything is legal!"—Sun Tzu, Art of War
  2. Granted. Your ability to draw circles is now unspeakably atrocious. I wish for a giant rubber duck.
  3. Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore pink on the Wednesday he was to kill a king. The pink clothing was a Regina George tradition, foreign to him. But he did as his masters required and did not ask for an explanation.
  4. Listen, stew is good. I don't care if outside is literally on fire, I'm having stew if I want stew. What's the worst thing you've ever seen someone put on a pizza?
  5. Granted. Tomorrow, Stormlight 6 will come out as gay, and we'll be very proud. As a side note, you're now red-green colorblind. I wish for a better memory without the "remember this embarrassing thing you did literally a decade ago constantly" part
  6. Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinover, wore a brown fedora on the day he was to kill a king and was subsequently mistaken for Perry the Platypus.
  7. 2871 — Require everyone who interacts with you to watch a twelve hour long presentation on the Cosmere, regardless of whether or not they've seen the presentation before. Any interruptions restart the lecture.
  8. Granted. You now need to consume 300,000 calories a day to stay alive. Have fun! I wish I could control whether or not it's cloudy, specifically at night.
  9. Probably snow leopards. Where is the ideal location to store a half dozen drunk parrots out for blood?
  10. "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
  11. Unless, of course, you apologize for my son's pain and all his cries
  12. "I will take the Ring to Mordor." –Sun Tzu, Art of War
  13. I can play piano and flute! TPBM is/was a theater kid
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