Edema Rue

“R-r-right,” Gavin said.

Hey, it’s ok, both my jobs end in August and then I’ll join you

For sure! I wince as the sandwich is stolen from me and guns are fired. Yeah. Should’ve expected that.

I know, but neither of them were on at the time

Why is the shard so quiet at 1am? because everyone’s sleeping why won’t they wake up they’re sleeping can I wake them up no why not sleep is good for them but i’m so bored, what else should i do your actual job no. *yawns loudly*

I smile in the gentle sunlight, reminiscing about the days when this thread was new, filled with luncheons and allies. As I consider what it has become, I frown. Could taking the soul of the sandwich away possibly count as destroying the sandwich, and therefore violating one of the sacred rules? In a sharp breath, I force the sandwich back to its original, glorious self. Healed, in both soul and body. I place it in my picnic basket, continuing on my way. The number of my characters people have killed in this game… the caterpillar, the sentient mushroom, the snail, me, the undead caterpillar, the undead sentient mushroom, the bucket of nails…

That is the best way of describing a slow job ever im using that

Wrote this at work last night, it doesn’t give quite the vibes I wanted but I still really like it. I’ll probably rewrite and edit at some point Ugly as a shattered heart:

Nice!! But it it fun? Because you can make great money but it’ll be very sucky if it’s not fun

Awww is it at least a good job? How many hours is a full day?

You are not one of them, the voice in its head seemed to whisper. You were made to destroy them. “D-d-d-did y-y-you n-need s-s-something?”

Thank you kindly good morning

It’s actually so funny though what working graveyard shift does to you like people always say “oh I don’t sleep, oh this and that,” but you don’t even realize until you’re actually doing it it’s insane i love it (except for when I had weird stuff happen with my inner ear and balance and couldn’t stop vomiting but that was one time) (And also because next week I have to go back to assembly line which is STUPID because I like QC, it’s so much funner and I get paid moreeee)

you couldn’t even if you did it’s imaginary, you see