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  1. Soulbinder
    "When there's no cops around, anything is legal!"—Sun Tzu, Art of War
  2. Soulbinder
    Granted. Your ability to draw circles is now unspeakably atrocious. I wish for a giant rubber duck.
  3. Soulbinder
    Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore pink on the Wednesday he was to kill a king. The pink clothing was a Regina George tradition, foreign to him. But he did as his masters required and did not ask for an explanation.
  4. Soulbinder
    Listen, stew is good. I don't care if outside is literally on fire, I'm having stew if I want stew. What's the worst thing you've ever seen someone put on a pizza?
  5. Soulbinder
    Granted. Tomorrow, Stormlight 6 will come out as gay, and we'll be very proud. As a side note, you're now red-green colorblind. I wish for a better memory without the "remember this embarrassing thing you did literally a decade ago constantly" part
  6. Soulbinder
    Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinover, wore a brown fedora on the day he was to kill a king and was subsequently mistaken for Perry the Platypus.
  7. Soulbinder
    2871 — Require everyone who interacts with you to watch a twelve hour long presentation on the Cosmere, regardless of whether or not they've seen the presentation before. Any interruptions restart the lecture.
  8. Soulbinder
    Granted. You now need to consume 300,000 calories a day to stay alive. Have fun! I wish I could control whether or not it's cloudy, specifically at night.
  9. Soulbinder
    Probably snow leopards. Where is the ideal location to store a half dozen drunk parrots out for blood?
  10. Soulbinder
    "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
  11. Soulbinder
    Unless, of course, you apologize for my son's pain and all his cries
  12. Soulbinder
    RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES
  13. Soulbinder
    "I will take the Ring to Mordor." –Sun Tzu, Art of War
  14. Soulbinder
    It's the final crack, we're about to break the ice now
  15. Soulbinder
    I can play piano and flute! TPBM is/was a theater kid
  16. Soulbinder
    In my opinion, derivatives are kind of fun. Integrals, however, tend to be unholy destroyers of sanity. And don't even get me started on differential equations.
  17. Soulbinder
    However, the Sandwich is on fire because of its reentry into Earth's atmosphere. You are forced to drop it into my waiting (oven-mitted) hands.
  18. Soulbinder
    I only watched one episode once years ago, but it was good. I'd watch the rest but I don't have Crunchyroll. Or time. TPBM thinks they could survive a zombie apocalypse.
  19. Soulbinder
    But before you go I need to make you learn how ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves
  20. Soulbinder
    No
  21. Soulbinder
    poSEIDON
  22. Soulbinder
    sTOOOOooooOOORM
  23. Soulbinder
    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!
  24. Soulbinder
    Unfortunately for you, he accidentally teleported to a field in the middle of nowhere where I was in the process of assembling an army of NERF-gun wielding bunnies for unrelated world-domination purposes. I clock Bartholomew upside the head with the wooden bat I keep for geologist-whacking and take the Sandwich for myself.
  25. Soulbinder
    I'd want to beat him up too honestly, that sucks! No. Every time I try to change the subject it's like a train derailing. TPBM likes trains.
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