Soulbinder

Wow, I didn't realize my drawings were THAT bad Granted. You get two chocolate bars. One is poisoned, one is not. The poison is undetectable by any means. Decisions, decisions. I wish for motivation to actually write the story I've been thinking about for weeks.

Have a pair of vanilla beans. I have a goat with dreams of being a Broadway star.

Granted. Your bane is that you are now wildly allergic to fake flowers. I wish for a new sketchbook.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Absorbing

"My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my associate, Jazz Goat." - Psych "STOP! I want to talk about goats."- Studio C "Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of goats." -Fablehaven

Guilty of MULTIPLE. (Out of curiosity, what conlangs did you learn? If you're fine with sharing). TPBM knows how to crochet.

How exactly are you planning to get us down from this cliff? "Well, politicians, mostly, but we do get the occasional Hollywood executive."

Yikes.

I don't see why you can't do this? How else are you supposed to shred an apple? As long as you keep your fingers away from the sharp bits it seems fine. My little brother likes to climb on the stair railing on the side opposite the stairs. It's made me very nervous. Fortunately he doesn't go very far up, but still... TPBM has tried to learn a conlang (fictional language) or fictional script (like women's script from Stormlight Archives).

Have a blue shell. Use it responsibly. I have a Rainbow Road.

The Time Cops appear and arrest you for unlawful warpage of spacetime. The sandwich is brought before Time Baby as tribute.

It varies wildly. It mostly depends on how much attention I've been paying to my surroundings, which changes frequently. Sometimes I'm great at locating things in relation to each other, and sometimes I get hopelessly lost when I really should know where I'm going. I think I'm getting better at it, though. What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

Dazed

He regrets that careless glance always

You're so uninteresting as to not even qualify as a Doug.

Idle

I backflip off the trampoline, grab the stove midair, and fail to hold on to it because of my momentum, landing in an undignified heap in front of WhyEverNot_8. Getting up, I attempt to negotiate, offering to trade the sandwich for a tray of delicious banana chocolate chip muffins.

Chuck Norris can pick apples from orange trees and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Braize. I hate the smell of fish and at least being on a different planet would be interesting. WYR be a Rithmatist only capable of Lines of Forbidding or Lines of Making?

Slow

I chase after you in the Thanoscopter, readying my rubber chicken launcher for action.

Chuck Norris once punched a guy so hard he hit the ground five minutes earlier.

Chilly