-
Posts
80 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
News
Forums
Blogs
Gallery
Events
Everything posted by Soulbinder
-
MacGyver can build a bomb out of paper clips, rubber bands, and soda cans. Chuck Norris can build a bomb out of MacGyver.
-
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
-
You're so ineloquent that you make David's metaphors look like exquisite literary masterpieces.
-
Screw autocorrect, that's the SECOND TIME!! and myself for aforementioned reasons I comply, apologizing.
- 4274 replies
-
Have a couch that may or may not be inhabited by Scottish people! I have a questionable pastry.
-
I walk back in days later after finally expunging the glittery menace from my eyes, highly embarrassed to have said 'Mark Robert' instead of 'Mark Rober' as intended. I curse autocorrect, myself for not double checking my typing, and Lunar for unleashing the horror that is glitter.
- 4274 replies
-
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Soulbinder replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. N.o.w. t.h.e.y. u..s....e.. t.o.o... .m..a..n....y. p.e..r..i..o..d.s.... I wish for a teddy bear grenade. -
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th. The next day he won the lottery.
-
When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie is transformed into another Chuck Norris.
-
I get Mark Robert to engineer me a Sandwich-Grabber and take the sandwich for myself, accidentally dislodging a snail in the process
- 4274 replies
-
1
-
Gargantuan
-
Awkward Avoidance Viking clobbers you on the back of the head and takes the sandwich for himself.
- 4274 replies
-
In sign language, a roundhouse kick to the face is how you say 'Chuck Norris'.
-
WHY in the WORLD did you give BILL CIPHER NIGHTBLOOD?! "The crabs staged a revolution and carried off the cake as spoils of war."
-
While you're busy crafting your sandwich, I steal the sandwich back using an invisibility cloak.
- 4274 replies
-
Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)
Soulbinder replied to RippleGylf's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Gets a kandra. Inserts a pineapple.- 3365 replies
-
Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)
Soulbinder replied to RippleGylf's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Receives a terrible movie that makes a lot of people very upset. Inserts a holy hand grenade.- 3365 replies
-
-
No. What was the last book you read?
- 3818 replies
-
- very fun game
- danex
-
(and 4 more)
Tagged with:
-
The cave belongs to a raccoon who jumps out of the shadows, snatches the sandwich, and runs off into the sunset.
- 4274 replies
-
Astonishing
-
When the Apollo 11 landed on the moon, Chuck Norris showed them where to park the vehicle.