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Chuck Norris can kill an army of millions with two shots. And the first one is a warning shot.
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Never tried it. Maybe, I guess? Sounds kinda gross, but who knows? What's your favorite non-Sanderson book?
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Chuck Norris once caught fire. Luckily, disaster was averted as the fire remembered to stop, drop, and roll away.
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"Never gonna give goat up, never gonna let goat down, never gonna run around or desert goat, never gonna make goat cry, never gonna say goat bye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt goat." -you all know what that's from
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Have a tiny crab that wants hugs. I have a wooden rabbit that may or may not contain medieval knights.
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Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones. They were later collected by Thanos and put on a gauntlet.
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I come surfing in on a wave of cabbages and grab the sandwich. In the distance, you hear an indignant cry of, "MY CABBAGES!!!"
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can win a chess game without making any moves.
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Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer
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Hey, do you know what happened to my truck of swords and sharp things? "So that's why the ceiling's a boat."
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When Chuck Norris goes to the Nowhere, the delvers hide from him
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Furcifer! Fur! Ego tuam valde vitupero, quod tu es perfidus!
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Have some listening devices! Don't, uh, ask where I got them. And if you have to don't do it out loud. I have a bowling ball made out of cheese.
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Chuck Norris' blood type is AK-47
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Chuck Norris can stare at the sun and the sun looks away
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Have a stuffed animal cat. Her name is Muffins. I have a stuffed animal collection.
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Chuck Norris killed time in his spare time.
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I use my years of being a Latin student to summon an eldritch entity to warp the sandwich into my hands
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris brought the dummy back to life.
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I call my fellow theater kids to arms to retrieve the sandwich!
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Soulbinder replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but now you can't walk without being injured. I wish for my nose to stop itching. -
There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
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Have a bag of some Lucky Charms cereal. I have a rubber duck with anger issues.
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Soulbinder replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You now have a small magical creature living with you who bakes and fixes stuff. He also steals all of your left socks and occasionally abuses your credit card. I wish for a ball of fluffy yarn. -
Have a brand new kazoo! I have a mob of people who hate my kazoo music