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Soulbinder

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  1. Pretty sure it depends, but most often three. What's your favorite thing to eat?
  2. Simple. I think we've reached the opposite of elaborate. How about the next word is quiet?
  3. Have a ring pop! I have a white rabbit who lives in a cave.
  4. Yes! Many times, actually. TPBM recently picked up a new hobby.
  5. Not really, no. Why is arson your favorite crime?
  6. Burning pewter does nothing for Chuck Norris' physical ability because you can't enhance what's already perfect.
  7. I think they all have their merits. I prefer the paper version, though. Where do you think is the ideal place to raise a child?
  8. Granted. It's delivered directly to your face. I wish for a cactus.
  9. Granted. You go to jail for counterfeit since there's no record of that money being printed. I wish for the ability to download information directly into my brain.
  10. I recently started learning to crochet! What's a show similar to National Geographic?
  11. Have a dozen ducks. I have a platypus plumber.
  12. Chuck Norris uses a Shardblade to pick his nose.
  13. Granted. You get one too every time you use this ability. I wish for a good book recommendation.
  14. Granted. However, you now look like Yoda. I wish for the ability to see ultraviolet light with my normal eyes.
  15. Here's the other half. I have a zombie cat named Fred.
  16. I return riding a Roomba and wielding a giant baguette. I whack TwinSouls with the baguette and ride away on my Roomba with the sandwich, cackling in triumph.
  17. I don't see why not. Granted. They change colors in the radio part of the spectrum, and therefore is indistinguishable as actually changing color to the human eyes. I wish for roller skates.
  18. At least I got a cat out of that. Excuse me while I take my new cat to the vet. Granted. You're highly visible at inconvenient moments, however. I wish for a name for my wished-into-existence cat.
  19. Unfortunately, you don't have the pull to hire a Pole to show Glass the poll, so instead of having a distraction to steal the sandwich your parachuting and wordplay becomes the distraction I need to steal the sandwich.
  20. Granted. You now have two ears of corn. Also, your nose is upside down. I wish for a ball of yarn.
  21. Granted. However, your grammar skills are significantly worse now. I wish for a pair of Warrior's Lenses.
  22. Difficult
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