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  1. Soulbinder
    I’m bored and I want to know, so I’ll trade you for some sketchy theories. I have a dragon egg that may spontaneously combust. Maybe.
  2. Soulbinder
    Gets shocked. (I mean... it’s still lightning) *inserts too many hours spent browsing Sanderson memes*
  3. Soulbinder
    Not an Oculatar. I get that’s not the punchline but I still feel it holds true.
  4. Soulbinder
    Oh, I know just the thing to do with that! Take this penguin, I want to try something. I have an aluminum thermos full of Invested hot chocolate.
  5. Soulbinder
    Granted, however you can only play Darth Vader’s theme. I wish for something intriguing and non harmful.
  6. Soulbinder
    Granted, however the effects of coronavirus leave destitute, antisocial, and toilet paper free. I wish for rutabaga.
  7. Soulbinder
    *inserts a witty comment*
  8. Soulbinder
    Honestly, if it’s good it might be worth it.
  9. Soulbinder
    I wonder, does that make you Frustrated?
  10. Soulbinder
    I got Elend. Wasn’t expecting it, but it makes a lot of sense.
  11. Soulbinder
    I wish for tomato soup, homemade.
  12. Soulbinder
    Hm, wonder how many muffins I can for that. I have 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 muffins.
  13. Soulbinder
    Hm, I could use that... I have an alligator flavored slushee.
  14. Soulbinder
    Ah, thanks
  15. Soulbinder
    What the heck, my brain malfunctioned. My bad...
  16. Soulbinder
    When you really, really want to make a mist cloak. Edit: I actually tried to make one.
  17. Soulbinder
    Granted, however the show was canceled due to social distancing. I wish for a banjo. Why? I dunno, just seemed right.
  18. Soulbinder
    I'll trade you a lifetime supply of muffins for that water I have a swimming pool, complete with man eating alligators.
  19. Soulbinder
    Granted. You land a bottle of fruit punch in the Nightwatcher’s mouth. She thanks you but then curses you to have everything you eat or drink taste of cheap Kool-Aid. I wish for a mildly amusing book written in Latin.
  20. Soulbinder
    Proof: He/She is the Stormfather’s brother/sister, therefore it all makes sense! Theory: The Rhythm of War will be about a thousand page long kazoo solo by Wit
  21. Soulbinder
    They can talk to you, but they only talk about pocket lint. I wish for a spike free cookie.
  22. Soulbinder
    When you are told to name a fake city for a projected your go-to name is Kholinar.
  23. Soulbinder
    Whoa (Not a PROPER rhyme, but...)
  24. Soulbinder
    I like defenestration, because it's so specific. I also like zephyr (even named a character that) and ethereal. Also gak. Protect that straw.
  25. Soulbinder
    That's assuming I'm not already crazy. I'm pretty sure post-quarantine we're all going to be a tad crazy.
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