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  1. Soulbinder
    I'll take the angry goose in exchange for a placid chicken. I have a tray of banana chocolate chip muffins
  2. Soulbinder
    A chinchilla warlock uses eldritch blast to knock you down and takes the sandwich with a jubilant cry.
  3. Soulbinder
    Aw beans, I can't believe I forgot that again. The chinchillas stage an epic swordfight in order to reclaim the sandwich from canon
  4. Soulbinder
    As I happen to have lost mine, I would love your marbles! Have a pickle in return! I have a pile of tangled yarn.
  5. Soulbinder
    The chinchillas tie the stowaway to the mast and take the sandwich back
  6. Soulbinder
    Yep. It drank my hot chocolate and I will forever hold a grudge for that. Also for traumatizing me as a little kid because I'm pretty sure that was my first time camping. TPBM has seen Phineas and Ferb
  7. Soulbinder
    No, but I have eaten zucchini cake, so there's that! (For those of you who have never heard of it- don't worry, it's a LOT better than it sounds!) TPBM has a favorite stuffed animal
  8. Soulbinder
    Gets sympathy cake. Inserts a neutron star.
  9. Soulbinder
    Have a feral hamster! I have some quality depression! Any takers?
  10. Soulbinder
    A pirate ship crewed entirely by sentient chinchillas pulls up and threatens to shoot you if you don't hand over the sandwich.
  11. Soulbinder
    Granted. You have to wear a Mokian retiring king outfit whenever you have the hat on, however. (See Alcatraz 5 for reference). I wish for Hollywood to have good, original ideas
  12. Soulbinder
    If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
  13. Soulbinder
    A beautiful raven with some nice flowers!! Very classy 2.71828/e
  14. Soulbinder
    Make sure it's not over 50%. If it is, spend it, because 51% of a dollar bill is still valuable (pretty sure). If not, use it in a collage or something. WWYDIYF the Demon Core in your pocket? Edit: Upon doing further research, I'm pretty sure that you cannot in fact cash in on 51% of a bill. So collage it is I guess
  15. Soulbinder
    The Nightwatcher informs you that EPA stands for Environmental Protection Agency, and they're after you because NO ONE NEEDS THAT MUCH WEED KILLER. The Nightwatcher doesn't get a chance to give you a bane, though, because the EPA breaks in and drags you away for being a hazard to the environment. I wish for the ATLA live action movie to have never existed
  16. Soulbinder
    Blue, personally. Especially shades closer to violet. Sunrise or sunset?
  17. Soulbinder
    Moash?
  18. Soulbinder
    Gets a Bill Cipher. Inserts a negative twelve dollar bill
  19. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris is never lost. The world is just trying to hide from him.
  20. Soulbinder
    Granted! Whenever you type, however, you inevitably end up typing the Bee Movie script instead of whatever you'd planned to type. Also, you now have an irrational hatred of turtles. I wish to know what to major in
  21. Soulbinder
    Some Disney hits: "Can You Feel the Goat Tonight?" "I'll Make a Goat Out Of You" "Part of Your Goat" "Let It Goat" "How Far I'll Goat" "Kiss the Goat" "Goat the Distance" "Colors of the Goat" and "Love is a Goat Door"
  22. Soulbinder
    "If you don't believe what I'm telling you, then ask yourself this: would any decent, kind hearted-individual become a goat? Of course not."- Alcatraz VS. the Evil Goats "May the goats ever be in your favor."- The Hunger Goats "Today has been declared an unscheduled goat."- The Giver
  23. Soulbinder
    Gets a pamphlet on how NOT to spread blood-borne diseases. Inserts a chill pill
  24. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris died twenty years ago. Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
  25. Soulbinder
    And thus he contracted salmonella
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