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  1. Soulbinder
    Granted. You lose the ability to do math, though. I wish to be able to do math really well, on a related note.
  2. Soulbinder
    Granted. You now have crabs. Literal crabs. Your band is that you always feel like you have to sneeze. I wish for some mushrooms for my taynix plushies.
  3. Soulbinder
    Don’t we all.
  4. Soulbinder
    Gets blue spider. Inserts anxiety
  5. Soulbinder
    Granted. It doesn’t work. I wish for a Skyward slug (taynix?) plushie
  6. Soulbinder
    Granted. Unfortunately, the job is as boring as watching grass grow in slow motion. I wish for a good idea.
  7. Soulbinder
    Granted. It’s cancelled due to COVID. I wish for the motivation to actually write
  8. Soulbinder
    Granted. It’s poisoned. I wish for a nap
  9. Soulbinder
    Granted. It’s done incorrectly. Valē. I wish for the ability to count past ten in Latin.
  10. Soulbinder
    My favorite kind! Take an Apple IPhone pie. I have a Macintosh apple juice, 90% metal
  11. Soulbinder
    I’ll take those four broken pencils and give you four useless pens. I have an existential crisis. Anyone want it?
  12. Soulbinder
    I Have a Small Existential Crisis Over Procrastination. Does it ever freak you out that every second is a second never to come back, that every moment we’re hurtling onward on a rock in space? That today will never return and time will never rewind, that you can never ever get back wasted time. It freaks me out. Edit: Pretty cool how people write responses in 50 word fictions. You guys rock!
  13. Soulbinder
    Granted, though it has trouble distinguishing between dandelions and anything else. I wish for a muffin
  14. Soulbinder
    Granted. You get the three headed dog Fluffy from Harry Potter. It will try to eat you. I wish for everyone to stop comparing EVERY FANTASY BOOK to Harry Potter on their reviews.
  15. Soulbinder
    Wow, that was more intense than I anticipated.
  16. Soulbinder
    Gets a sugar rush. Inserts dark chocolate
  17. Soulbinder
    Thanks! That means a lot to me, as I want to be a professional author. Although I think you missed one, as it was neither happy nor inspiring.
  18. Soulbinder
    I’m not mad with this outcome at all. Granted. It runs on pure gold. You better be super rich. I wish for a flute.
  19. Soulbinder
    Gives you a huge amount of dipping sauce. *inserts a birthday cake*
  20. Soulbinder
    How long are people going to keep saying win...?
  21. Soulbinder
    Stargazing I lie under a willow tree and watch the stars above whirling, twirling, endlessly bright. I gaze back in time to those ancient burning lights and dream of worlds I’ll never see. All the while the stars sweep by forever on their celestial dance, silently passing the long night away.
  22. Soulbinder
    I’ll give you gilded butter. I have golden toast.
  23. Soulbinder
    No one’s wishing so I will. I wish that I had a beautiful singing voice.
  24. Soulbinder
    I am a stick
  25. Soulbinder
    Well... those are pretty awesome even if you aren’t Buddhist. I’ll trade you for thirty seven golden carrots. I have a golden potato.
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