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  1. Soulbinder
    If you go to Disneyland, you will see a normal line, a FastPass line, and a Chuck Norris line, because Chuck Norris waits for nothing.
  2. Soulbinder
    Additionally, no force in existence can contain Chuck Norris, so there was no point in convicting him
  3. Soulbinder
    I already have one of those, but I'll still give you a muffin and a hug for it. I have a dad joke
  4. Soulbinder
    Unfortunately for you, the police officer notices you stealing the sandwich and puts you in jail for Grand Theft Sandwich. The sandwich ends up in police custody
  5. Soulbinder
    If Chuck Norris were to chase them penguins would no longer be flightless birds
  6. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris ran a bridge once. The Parshendi immediately surrendered.
  7. Soulbinder
    The Dinosaur Train runs David over, the sandwich ending up on top of the engine
  8. Soulbinder
    When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror the glass shards get bad luck for seven years
  9. Soulbinder
    More Broadway hits: "Nobody knows that I have goats/Yes, I can fly"- Seussigoat "Counting days, praying for goats/Is this the goat we meant to choose?"- Little Goats "If I were a rich goat/Ya ba-dibba-dibba-dibba-dibba-dibba-dibba-dum"- Goat on the Roof "Memory/It's so easy to leave me/ All alone with the goats"- Goats "But I knew even them/in a crowd of goats/I'd find you again"- Anastasigoat "Without me, his goat will go on turning/a goat that's full of happiness that I have never known!"- Les Goats "When I grow up/ I will be brave enough to fight the goats/ that you have to fight beneath the bed/ each night to be a grown up"- Goatilda "Luck, if you've ever been a goat to begin with/Luck, be a goat tonight"- Guys and Goats
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    Receives a nondescript baseball cap. Inserts a half-eaten script for a musical no one's heard of.
  11. Soulbinder
    Unfortunately for you, Bill Nye the Science Guy sneaks up behind you and clocks you with a rubber chicken and the Power of Science TM
  12. Soulbinder
    We may not be able to say definitively whether Schrodinger's Cat is alive or dead, but either way we can say with confidence the cat is terrified of Chuck Norris
  13. Soulbinder
    I'll trade you for a lighter that has a couple bites out of it as well. I have a bad idea
  14. Soulbinder
    Granted. Neither are people now though. I wish to be awesome at calculus
  15. Soulbinder
    What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris.
  16. Soulbinder
    Have Davy Jones' heart! I've got a ship in a bottle
  17. Soulbinder
    Granted! Unfortunately you end up going to juvie for truancy I wish for everyone to know how loved and valued they are
  18. Soulbinder
    Eat the cheese. Now I have a shardblade, most likely a dead eye who I will be taking to therapy. WWYDIYF a pristine human skull?
  19. Soulbinder
    Granted. Now you always have a headcold. I wish for the Free Bird guitar solo to play whenever I start running.
  20. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Honor so hard that legend tells us that there are pieces of him still scattered across Roshar
  21. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris is the whole forest
  22. Soulbinder
    Cytoverse spoilers, maybe? I'm using the spoiler box just to be safe
  23. Soulbinder
    Try to find the owner, and ask them if they read Brandon Sanderson. If yes, I make a new friend. If no, I can give them their library card and an excellent recommendation! WWYDIFYF a potato made of gold
  24. Soulbinder
    Turning Shamefiller's Lens on Chuck Norris would cause you to explode
  25. Soulbinder
    I'll take that empty water bottle in exchange for a bottle of huckleberry syrup I have a mushroom-obsessed spaceship
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