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Soulbinder

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  1. Here's a broken phone. I have a stick that's better than bacon.
  2. Have a tiny little stick I have a seagull.
  3. A TIE fighter swoops out of nowhere and snatches the sandwich midair
  4. Granted. It says "Moash's #1 Fan" on it. I wish for a pet rock.
  5. Chuck Norris can cook meat to perfection just by glaring at it
  6. You're so unlikeable not even the Curators of Alexandria would want your soul.
  7. Granted. It's not attached to you, though, so you just get a dismembered arm. Enjoy! I wish for the power to erase terrible book to movie adaptations
  8. The term "blueshift" was coined when scientists noticed that people tend to stop breathing when Chuck Norris gets closer
  9. Chuck Norris can kill entire languages with a roundhouse kick. Just ask Latin.
  10. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is outlawed by the Geneva Conventions
  11. I cast Vicious Mockery on you and take the sandwich while you're crying
  12. Chuck Norris doesn't shower. He only takes bloodbaths.
  13. When police officers approach Chuck Norris they say "we have the right to remain silent"
  14. Before her infamous Pacific flight, Amelia Earhart looked at Chuck Norris funny
  15. Scott Sterling appears out of nowhere and takes a soccer ball to the face. The rebounding ball knocks the sandwich out of your hands and into mine.
  16. Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do
  17. Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends
  18. If Chuck Norris had been on the Titanic the iceberg would have dodged the ship
  19. Stop missing what you never had
  20. I use the power of canon bolded text to fire the cannon at you to obtain the sandwich
  21. Due to restrictions on weapons of mass destruction, Chuck Norris legally cannot enter Russia. He does anyway, of course, because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
  22. Screaming into silence, no one hears
  23. Probably an ardent, because there seems like there would be more to do. I mean, I could basically spend a lot of time reading and people would probably think I'm super devout or something. WYR live under the Lord Ruler or Steelheart? (assume you are a skaa/average citizen)
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