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  1. Soulbinder
    Here's a broken phone. I have a stick that's better than bacon.
  2. Soulbinder
    Have a tiny little stick I have a seagull.
  3. Soulbinder
    A TIE fighter swoops out of nowhere and snatches the sandwich midair
  4. Soulbinder
    Granted. It says "Moash's #1 Fan" on it. I wish for a pet rock.
  5. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris can cook meat to perfection just by glaring at it
  6. Soulbinder
    You're so unlikeable not even the Curators of Alexandria would want your soul.
  7. Soulbinder
    Granted. It's not attached to you, though, so you just get a dismembered arm. Enjoy! I wish for the power to erase terrible book to movie adaptations
  8. Soulbinder
    The term "blueshift" was coined when scientists noticed that people tend to stop breathing when Chuck Norris gets closer
  9. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris can kill entire languages with a roundhouse kick. Just ask Latin.
  10. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is outlawed by the Geneva Conventions
  11. Soulbinder
    I cast Vicious Mockery on you and take the sandwich while you're crying
  12. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris doesn't shower. He only takes bloodbaths.
  13. Soulbinder
    When police officers approach Chuck Norris they say "we have the right to remain silent"
  14. Soulbinder
    Eat it. WWYDIYF Truthfinder's Lens?
  15. Soulbinder
    Before her infamous Pacific flight, Amelia Earhart looked at Chuck Norris funny
  16. Soulbinder
    Scott Sterling appears out of nowhere and takes a soccer ball to the face. The rebounding ball knocks the sandwich out of your hands and into mine.
  17. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do
  18. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends
  19. Soulbinder
    If Chuck Norris had been on the Titanic the iceberg would have dodged the ship
  20. Soulbinder
    Stop missing what you never had
  21. Soulbinder
    I use the power of canon bolded text to fire the cannon at you to obtain the sandwich
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  23. Soulbinder
    Due to restrictions on weapons of mass destruction, Chuck Norris legally cannot enter Russia. He does anyway, of course, because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
  24. Soulbinder
    Screaming into silence, no one hears
  25. Soulbinder
    Probably an ardent, because there seems like there would be more to do. I mean, I could basically spend a lot of time reading and people would probably think I'm super devout or something. WYR live under the Lord Ruler or Steelheart? (assume you are a skaa/average citizen)
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