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Soulbinder

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  1. Gets a kandra. Inserts a pineapple.
  2. Receives a terrible movie that makes a lot of people very upset. Inserts a holy hand grenade.
  3. Every time I open "the Battle for the Sandwich" and see the poll this is what I think
  4. No. What was the last book you read?
  5. The cave belongs to a raccoon who jumps out of the shadows, snatches the sandwich, and runs off into the sunset.
  6. Astonishing
  7. When the Apollo 11 landed on the moon, Chuck Norris showed them where to park the vehicle.
  8. Chuck Norris can kill an army of millions with two shots. And the first one is a warning shot.
  9. Never tried it. Maybe, I guess? Sounds kinda gross, but who knows? What's your favorite non-Sanderson book?
  10. Chuck Norris once caught fire. Luckily, disaster was averted as the fire remembered to stop, drop, and roll away.
  11. "Never gonna give goat up, never gonna let goat down, never gonna run around or desert goat, never gonna make goat cry, never gonna say goat bye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt goat." -you all know what that's from
  12. Have a tiny crab that wants hugs. I have a wooden rabbit that may or may not contain medieval knights.
  13. Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones. They were later collected by Thanos and put on a gauntlet.
  14. I come surfing in on a wave of cabbages and grab the sandwich. In the distance, you hear an indignant cry of, "MY CABBAGES!!!"
  15. Chuck Norris is the only person who can win a chess game without making any moves.
  16. Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer
  17. Hey, do you know what happened to my truck of swords and sharp things? "So that's why the ceiling's a boat."
  18. When Chuck Norris goes to the Nowhere, the delvers hide from him
  19. Furcifer! Fur! Ego tuam valde vitupero, quod tu es perfidus!
  20. Have some listening devices! Don't, uh, ask where I got them. And if you have to don't do it out loud. I have a bowling ball made out of cheese.
  21. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK-47
  22. Chuck Norris can stare at the sun and the sun looks away
  23. Have a stuffed animal cat. Her name is Muffins. I have a stuffed animal collection.
  24. Chuck Norris killed time in his spare time.
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