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    Gets a kandra. Inserts a pineapple.
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    Receives a terrible movie that makes a lot of people very upset. Inserts a holy hand grenade.
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    Every time I open "the Battle for the Sandwich" and see the poll this is what I think
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    No. What was the last book you read?
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    The cave belongs to a raccoon who jumps out of the shadows, snatches the sandwich, and runs off into the sunset.
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    Astonishing
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    When the Apollo 11 landed on the moon, Chuck Norris showed them where to park the vehicle.
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    Chuck Norris can kill an army of millions with two shots. And the first one is a warning shot.
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    Never tried it. Maybe, I guess? Sounds kinda gross, but who knows? What's your favorite non-Sanderson book?
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    Chuck Norris once caught fire. Luckily, disaster was averted as the fire remembered to stop, drop, and roll away.
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    "Never gonna give goat up, never gonna let goat down, never gonna run around or desert goat, never gonna make goat cry, never gonna say goat bye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt goat." -you all know what that's from
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    Have a tiny crab that wants hugs. I have a wooden rabbit that may or may not contain medieval knights.
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    Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones. They were later collected by Thanos and put on a gauntlet.
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    I come surfing in on a wave of cabbages and grab the sandwich. In the distance, you hear an indignant cry of, "MY CABBAGES!!!"
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    Chuck Norris is the only person who can win a chess game without making any moves.
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    Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer
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    Hey, do you know what happened to my truck of swords and sharp things? "So that's why the ceiling's a boat."
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    When Chuck Norris goes to the Nowhere, the delvers hide from him
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    Furcifer! Fur! Ego tuam valde vitupero, quod tu es perfidus!
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    Have some listening devices! Don't, uh, ask where I got them. And if you have to don't do it out loud. I have a bowling ball made out of cheese.
  22. Soulbinder
    Chuck Norris' blood type is AK-47
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    Chuck Norris can stare at the sun and the sun looks away
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    Have a stuffed animal cat. Her name is Muffins. I have a stuffed animal collection.
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    Chuck Norris killed time in his spare time.
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