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  1. Soulbinder
    "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
  2. Soulbinder
    Unless, of course, you apologize for my son's pain and all his cries
  3. Soulbinder
    RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES
  4. Soulbinder
    "I will take the Ring to Mordor." –Sun Tzu, Art of War
  5. Soulbinder
    It's the final crack, we're about to break the ice now
  6. Soulbinder
    I can play piano and flute! TPBM is/was a theater kid
  7. Soulbinder
    In my opinion, derivatives are kind of fun. Integrals, however, tend to be unholy destroyers of sanity. And don't even get me started on differential equations.
  8. Soulbinder
    However, the Sandwich is on fire because of its reentry into Earth's atmosphere. You are forced to drop it into my waiting (oven-mitted) hands.
  9. Soulbinder
    I only watched one episode once years ago, but it was good. I'd watch the rest but I don't have Crunchyroll. Or time. TPBM thinks they could survive a zombie apocalypse.
  10. Soulbinder
    But before you go I need to make you learn how ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves
  11. Soulbinder
    No
  12. Soulbinder
    poSEIDON
  13. Soulbinder
    sTOOOOooooOOORM
  14. Soulbinder
    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!
  15. Soulbinder
    Unfortunately for you, he accidentally teleported to a field in the middle of nowhere where I was in the process of assembling an army of NERF-gun wielding bunnies for unrelated world-domination purposes. I clock Bartholomew upside the head with the wooden bat I keep for geologist-whacking and take the Sandwich for myself.
  16. Soulbinder
    I'd want to beat him up too honestly, that sucks! No. Every time I try to change the subject it's like a train derailing. TPBM likes trains.
  17. Soulbinder
    keep your eyes open...
  18. Soulbinder
    So much has changed but I'm the same, yes, I'm the same
  19. Soulbinder
    Lemons, probably. Or sunflowers. What fictional character would you want to run for president?
  20. Soulbinder
    Granted. However, you can only write in Klingon and it's always backwards. I wish for an army of rubber ducks.
  21. Soulbinder
    Nope, except with things like cookies and brownies. TPBM has an oddly specific talent.
  22. Soulbinder
    No, and I don't know anyone who has. What would you do if you were being chased by a group of college students during finals?
  23. Soulbinder
    No, Tiresias is great. If I were stuck in the Underworld I'd probably troll people too. TPBM likes both EPIC the musical AND Percy Jackson
  24. Soulbinder
    Some specific movies, not really in general. TPBM has a favorite weird animal fact
  25. Soulbinder
    Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinover, wore heels, nails, blade, and mascara on the day he was to kill a king.
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