Soulbinder

At least I got a cat out of that. Excuse me while I take my new cat to the vet. Granted. You're highly visible at inconvenient moments, however. I wish for a name for my wished-into-existence cat.

Unfortunately, you don't have the pull to hire a Pole to show Glass the poll, so instead of having a distraction to steal the sandwich your parachuting and wordplay becomes the distraction I need to steal the sandwich.

Tangled

Granted. You now have two ears of corn. Also, your nose is upside down. I wish for a ball of yarn.

Firm

Granted. However, your grammar skills are significantly worse now. I wish for a pair of Warrior's Lenses.

Difficult

In the sunset they meet the Gi-Ants from the Picnic Planet, who beam the sandwich up to their spaceship.

Uneven

Here's a rocket-propelled penguin. I have a book by Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Unbalanced

Granted. The earth is taken over by hostile aliens who enslave the human race. School is no more, but at what cost? I wish for a chinchilla friend.

I don't have any Shardbuddies either, how does one get one? I think I have, a while ago? Probably not professional, but I think one of my siblings played ice hockey for like a year? TPBM knows how someone becomes Shardbuddies with other people

Sad

Unclear

Bard's pretty fun! I also like being a sorcerer. What's your favorite Sanderson quote?

Granted. Your bane is that Moash gets a redemption arc in it and the whole fandom knows it's because of you. Enjoy! >:) I wish for a quality adaptation of Mistborn into an animated series to be made.

Personally my favorite bird is the Free Bird guitar solo.

I activate my jetpack, keeping a tight hold on the sandwich. Indeed!

Nope. Fingers crossed I can keep that streak going! (Also I don't know the answer to your first question, sorry!) What's the best joke you've heard?

This vortex tragically caused the

Granted. It steals your soul and you're cursed to live out your days as a shambling remnant of what you once were, a tortured being devoid of any comfort or peace as you seek in vain for completion once more. I wish for a sandwich.

Short answer: yes. Long answer: I believe that the universe operates under logical, knowable laws that we may one day discover. What is once seen as 'magic' will at some point become understood and become science, like alchemy to chemistry and astrology to astronomy. BUT! If we look at Brandon Sanderson's magic systems, they also operate under laws and the study of them could indeed be considered science. So who's to say that chemistry and physics aren't magic systems, in a way? I don't know if that makes ANY sense outside of my head. TPBM likes Phineas and Ferb.

I get Bill Nye to make you Consider the Following, and while you're considering I steal the sandwich. Unrelated, but I love your signature NerdyAarakocra!