Soulbinder

Granted. The llama keeps trying to eat your hair. I wish for a weird hat.

Thanks, have my socks. I have a handful of mushrooms of dubious origin.

Controlled

Have a beach ball colored to look like a zebra. I have death muffins.

Tranquil

Depends. If it's small, try to catch it for science. If it's large, get as far away as possible. What's something you have to know to get a job at McDonald's?

Granted. You have permanent writer's block. I wish for the second Rithmatist to finally come out.

Pretty sure it depends, but most often three. What's your favorite thing to eat?

Simple. I think we've reached the opposite of elaborate. How about the next word is quiet?

Have a ring pop! I have a white rabbit who lives in a cave.

Yes! Many times, actually. TPBM recently picked up a new hobby.

Not really, no. Why is arson your favorite crime?

Burning pewter does nothing for Chuck Norris' physical ability because you can't enhance what's already perfect.

I think they all have their merits. I prefer the paper version, though. Where do you think is the ideal place to raise a child?

Granted. It's delivered directly to your face. I wish for a cactus.

Granted. You go to jail for counterfeit since there's no record of that money being printed. I wish for the ability to download information directly into my brain.

I recently started learning to crochet! What's a show similar to National Geographic?

Have a dozen ducks. I have a platypus plumber.

Chuck Norris uses a Shardblade to pick his nose.

Granted. You get one too every time you use this ability. I wish for a good book recommendation.

Granted. However, you now look like Yoda. I wish for the ability to see ultraviolet light with my normal eyes.

Shabby

Here's the other half. I have a zombie cat named Fred.

I return riding a Roomba and wielding a giant baguette. I whack TwinSouls with the baguette and ride away on my Roomba with the sandwich, cackling in triumph.

I don't see why not. Granted. They change colors in the radio part of the spectrum, and therefore is indistinguishable as actually changing color to the human eyes. I wish for roller skates.