Soulbinder

Obscured

Have a garbage bag, I guess? I have a threatening message from Duolingo.

The sky paints itself plenty of colors just fine. I'd keep it the way it is. Where would be the best place for a supervillain lair?

Yeah, mostly from family members for theater shows. TPBM likes science.

Opaque

Esoteric

Yikes, that's a lot of people quitting! Good luck with tech week and the musical!

Hey, quick question, did you start pug smuggling again? "The puppy was the best part!"

I would refurnish it into a thriving ecosystem and have a space animal preserve for animals to hang out away from poachers and stuff. WWYDIYF a note reading "I know what you did" in your pocket?

Kiss gun, marry bazooka, kill bomb, I guess? Physics, biology, and chemistry

Schooled

Have a box with a slightly concerning beeping noise emitting from it. I have a pair of off-kilter glasses.

Granted! However, everything but the book is now written in Scottish Gaelic to you. I wish for the ability to read social situations.

Do you happen to know where the Demon Core is? "Americans."

Have Quinctilius Varus. I have a burrito.

Some quotes from the Goat Place: "Yo, you should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of goats in my life and only one of them got me killed." "Why are you making such a big deal about turning me into a goat forever?" "You know the sound a goat makes in a garbage disposal? That's the sound my brain makes all the time." "I wasn't a failed goat, I was pre-successful."

Have a radioactive watch! I have a platypus.

Using this information I take the real sandwich from the hill and make my getaway by launching myself from a trebuchet.

Granted. You remembered, but you had to make an edit. I wish for humans to stop destroying the environment.

The Sound of Silence What fictional character would make a great advocate for fire safety?

Generous

Detached

Granted. It's poison. Drinking it will render you incapable of boredom. I wish for the Forget-Me Stick from Megamind.

I hire a Parselmouth to convince the rope to give me the sandwich instead.

The Free Bird guitar solo. What fictional country do you suspect may be real?