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  1. Soulbinder
    Hey, quick question, did you start pug smuggling again? "The puppy was the best part!"
  2. Soulbinder
    I would refurnish it into a thriving ecosystem and have a space animal preserve for animals to hang out away from poachers and stuff. WWYDIYF a note reading "I know what you did" in your pocket?
  3. Soulbinder
    Kiss gun, marry bazooka, kill bomb, I guess? Physics, biology, and chemistry
  4. Soulbinder
    Schooled
  5. Soulbinder
    Have a box with a slightly concerning beeping noise emitting from it. I have a pair of off-kilter glasses.
  6. Soulbinder
    Granted! However, everything but the book is now written in Scottish Gaelic to you. I wish for the ability to read social situations.
  7. Soulbinder
    Do you happen to know where the Demon Core is? "Americans."
  8. Soulbinder
    Have Quinctilius Varus. I have a burrito.
  9. Soulbinder
    Some quotes from the Goat Place: "Yo, you should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of goats in my life and only one of them got me killed." "Why are you making such a big deal about turning me into a goat forever?" "You know the sound a goat makes in a garbage disposal? That's the sound my brain makes all the time." "I wasn't a failed goat, I was pre-successful."
  10. Soulbinder
    Have a radioactive watch! I have a platypus.
  11. Soulbinder
    Using this information I take the real sandwich from the hill and make my getaway by launching myself from a trebuchet.
  12. Soulbinder
    Granted. You remembered, but you had to make an edit. I wish for humans to stop destroying the environment.
  13. Soulbinder
    The Sound of Silence What fictional character would make a great advocate for fire safety?
  14. Soulbinder
    Generous
  15. Soulbinder
    Detached
  16. Soulbinder
    Granted. It's poison. Drinking it will render you incapable of boredom. I wish for the Forget-Me Stick from Megamind.
  17. Soulbinder
    I hire a Parselmouth to convince the rope to give me the sandwich instead.
  18. Soulbinder
    The Free Bird guitar solo. What fictional country do you suspect may be real?
  19. Soulbinder
    Celebrate. Sounds really cool! WWYDIYF a long-lost book by Victor Hugo in your pocket?
  20. Soulbinder
    Ooh, yay! Snake pajamas! Have a couple backup snakes. I have an ominously glowing phone booth.
  21. Soulbinder
    Why would you pretend to be a cop in order to give that llama a speeding ticket?! "In my defense, only six people were mildly too severely injured in the process. So it was practically successful!"
  22. Soulbinder
    I call on my character from my unfinished novel draft to snatch the sandwich while I distract your D&D character with some shiny nat 20s.
  23. Soulbinder
    Totally bogus. Granted. Your neck is not designed to support such weight, so you will have to get used to wearing a neck brace and back supports. I wish for a gigantic rubber duck.
  24. Soulbinder
    Inexact
  25. Soulbinder
    Off the top of my head I'd have to say Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove. What would you like your new name to be?
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