Through the Living Elan

You son of a motherless goat @Edema Rue

Oh? Yeah, that sounds pretty hard. He gave her hand a soft squeeze.

Elan nodded. Sounds good!

He grinned at her.

Elan took it. Thanks. He blew into it, and darts shot out like grapeshot. The pirates all fell over twitching. He looked at the dart gun with raised eyebrows. ”fancy.”

You're the armed one and I get to be the human shield? Elan sighed. "I be the not so infamous platinum blonde beard!" A man who looked like the leader shouted. "And I do be here for yer treasure!" "Uh... we have no treasure." Elan attempts negotiation.

Elan was a yapper. …So that was when I ran into a drunk polar bear. Man, the thing could cuss. But it turns out giving it stale chocolates as a housewarming gift was, in fact, a good idea. The thing let me by no problem. Finally, something happened. They were attacked by a gang of pirates.

They began to wander. the time passed like… well like time I suppose. not much happened at first

Alrighty. I guess we wander until we find something?

Hey, it’s alright. Don’t worry. They rounded a corner as they continued walking. Adventure time?

Elan took her hand as they fell back to the normal ground with a thud.

Elan nodded, and pulled back to watch the speech.

He handed it to her. “Oh goody!” Okay, now we can leave.

The professor came back with a dart gun. “Here we are! This should work great! Or…” he pulls a flamethrower out from under a pillow. “How about this?”