Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

The ability to create incredibly awkward lulls in conversation.

...Or is this supposed to be a talent that we DON'T have, but think we would if we were a Smedry?

Posted

My talent would probably be injuring myself. If I were in the books, the injuries would always be hilarious. In real life, not so much.

Posted

I would have the ability to forget why I opened things. Refrigerators, drawers, doors, laptops

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

I'm gonna change mine. While the talent for hurting oneself by accident is a great one, I believe my true Smedryness is actually manifest through my talent of acting upon really stupid ideas when I get bored. As this often leads to hurting myself, I'm certain now that I have discovered my true talent.

Posted

Going to far?  Digging myself into a hole?  Oh, and my favorite: Spilling things.  My friends used to call me all spiller no filler, haha.  That's probably the best one since there is a physical element to it.

  • 5 weeks later...
Posted

I'm not sure I'd want it to be MY talent, but sweating profusely is one that would have many uses.  :)  I'd rather have something akin to always missing things that are thrown to me.

Posted

I would be incredibly annoying and obnoxiously loud. I guess something similar to Aunt Patty's talent.

And you're already unfortunately adept at that anyways lol

  • 1 year later...
Posted

Attracting bad luck (so that i could give somebody else good luck.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

This forum was empty, this made me sad.  Rutabega.

Name says it all.  If you could have a Smedry talent, what would it be and why?  Be sure it's funny!  I'll post mine when I think of it!

My Talent is, without a doubt, the ability to play scratch-off games very badly! This of course includes all forms of "under the cap" or "inside the candybar wrapper" games.

I am NEVER a winner, unless I announce how badly I play such games, and then hand the game-piece off to another person to scratch it or twist the cap off for me.

This of course means that should I ever be trapped in an evil underground library with my only way out being to play a scratch off game...all I'd have to do is hand it to a companion and we'd be scott free!

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

My talant is to become completely oblivious to my surroundings while reading.

This. A thousand times this.

Alternately, I have quite the Talent for breaking towel racks. No, I am not making this up. No, I don't know why, but it keeps happening.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

in real life? cachting things on fire (like my breakfast cereal, or water, somtimes myself... all accidents)

id rather be able to cook badly which has better uses like food base weaponery

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...