I make no sense. Period.
I can slip on nothing, run into a countertop, and still remain unharmed. My first time shooting a weapon, I managed to peg the target dead center without even holding the gun right. Five years ago I fixed my plumbing using duct tape without the slightest knowledge of how to do so, and it has yet to leak once. I have managed to fix supposedly fatal computer crashes by sweet-talking my computer three times in the past six years.
I suppose this could make sense in the Alcatraz universe, as Quentin's talent pushed to its' logical extreme.
As a weaponized talent,
-I start talking, and no one can understand a word I say.
-I do not require logic to preform an action. In fact, I cannot use logic at all. I fall up, get burnt by cold objects, and misfire weapons in the exact opposite direction.
-I can misinterpret directions so badly that I warp the time-space continuum.
-Gunpowder refuses to ignite when someone fires at me, knives behave like rubber, and walls crumble before I can run into them.
No other Smedry likes to talk about me. I've given all of them PTSD in some way, shape, or form.