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Absolutely no one:
Spambot: The proposed volume of the enhancement is 2 tablet laptops consistentlyNo regular tablet pills, folks, you need to consume TWO LAPTOPS every day. This is how you diet.
Logic TM
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I saw that, and I died.
I laughed so hard, I almost peed myself.
It's just so ridiculous.
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Spambots are hillarious.
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Aw man, I’ve been having 2 iPads!
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Thought of something I'd put on my TikTok if I had one:
"Sparing contest!"
"Okay!" *stares*
"I spare you! Ha, I win!"
"Wait, what -"
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Hi Bean!
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That sounds good.
hopefully -
I'm not entirely sure how to get on them though... No good at discord
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So. Three years, huh.
I've been here from ninth grade, from age fifteen. And now I'll be graduating soon and I'm eighteen and life is crazy, man. You guys have shaped me in countless ways into the girl I am now, and I really, seriously can't thank you enough for it. The Shard has been everything to me, especially in times of low mental health
(so all the time :P). But we'll get sappy at the end. For now, it's statistics recap time!
Looking at my previous Shardiversaries, this time last year I had 54 followers. That number...doubled. 112 of you are now following me. That's insane to think about for someone who's never really used social media, and I've gotta say thank you ahead of schedule. I've also won almost 100 days and am the Stormfather at 6,600+ rep - placing me in the top ten Sharders on the reputation leaderboard, above Brandon Sanderson and Peter Ahlstrom themselves.
Uhh, what are other dumb number accomplishments that don't really mean anything but monkey brain is stupidly happy about them anyway...? My profile's got over fifty thousand views, that's cool. I've posted 8,000+ times not counting forum games. I'm in nearly four hundred PMs with you awesome people! I started and joined Yet More RPs Oh Gosh Will She Ever Stop and freaked out about Rhythm of War with everyone.
Oh, and I got spiked into the mod team. That was a thing that happened. I'm perpetually joyous yet panicking about the fact that I get to help make the Shard, well, the Shard. It's an honor that I hope I've done well with so far. I love you people so much, and getting to help make this a place where others can find friends too? Storms, it's crazy.
As always, I'll try to mention as many of you as I possibly can, but please don't feel bad if I don't - to shamelessly reuse my explanation from last year: I can’t list all of you because I will literally run out of original compliments, and it’ll end up as something like “you’re cool! And you can write! I like what you write and how you talk!” for everyone and that’s not very nice of me, so to everyone I didn’t mention - that does not mean I don’t enjoy talking with you, laugh when I read your RP, or overanalyze your member titles. It just means I’m running out of ways to say those things without saying the same thing to all of you and feeling guilty about it.
We'll start the lovefest off with Truth, of course. TRUTHIE. You're adorable and cool and you send me funny things and it's actually hard to think of specific moments because there's just a vague blob labeled 'love girlfriend' in the brain.
I don't know what to say. I love you. 
(@theTruthshaper)
Let's quickly go over people I gushed about last time next. @Sorana is still fantastic and I love everything you've sent me (that bookmark!!!) and Max is freaking adorable! @MetaTerminal continues to help me out of mental health doom and is just great to talk to, thanks as always for that. @Doomstick hasn't stopped being fun and awesome and having a million inside jokes, and also he makes THE BEST CHOCOLATES THAT HAVE EVER BEEN. @Wyndlerunner is, as always, a presence of light in the world. @The Awakened Salad will literally always be #relatable and amazing. I've chatted a little more with @Jaywalk since last year and he's still a great guy.
@xinoehp512 - I actually got to know you better over the course of this year and I'm very glad I did; tired Xino is great and your simple platformer is oddly addicting. Also thanks for being cool in JAM. Star, you're also someone who I've talked with more, and same goes - you're a fun person! Thanks for the incredible Deteca and Marie art
and for your song recs hehe I love Au/Ra now. (@Shard of Thought) @Butt Ad Venture, too; you're a really cool fanfiction writer, and very sweet.Another congrats on Clara to @ZincAboutIt. And it's been nice to get to know you more, Lessie!! (@Truthless of Shinovar)
Oh boy, now we get into new names. *rubs hands together* Aright, here we go.
The Sharder Lair is most definitely a group I treasure, and will probably remember for the rest of my life. You guys are so fun to hang out with and so loving when someone feels down. Watching movies, playing games, just hanging out together, it's all so great. Thanks for that.
@Mist! I know everyone jokes about you being the adult of our little group but like...seriously you're so responsible. I'm a little happy that you don't have to practically run the server on your own anymore. You're so kind and smart and thoughtful and A Good Human.
Hen, you're fun and funny and nice, and you're also like the first person I ever met who liked the Host without me introducing it to them so that's a point in your favor
(@Hentient)
Fritz, your perspective is...idk how to word this. I like the way your thoughts interlock; they're tasty.
Thank Truth and Salad! You're also a Good Human, making Mittens very adorable. (@FriarFritz)Rev, your art is almost as incredible as your awesomeness. All the praise and hugs. (@revelryintheart)
Goatyyyy I have no idea why I latched onto your ie name over your regular one but it happened...anyway, Two Sides of the Same Coin has been fun to GM with you. I'm so glad you're happy. (@Chasmgoat)
Many hugs to Dark and Vapor. I love you both, you're wonderful, interesting, sweet, pretty girls who deserve love. You can't argue with me, it's my Shardiversary. Same goes for Emi - also
your art and Vapor's is so cool! (@Darkfinder, @Vapor, @Emi) I hope you're okay, Wind, safe and happy. We're here for you. (@Ookla the Hemalurgic Pinto)
@Teshhhh! I'm so glad to be talking with you again; you're just as awesome as I remembered from the olden days of 2018. From being TUBA buds to now, I have always enjoyed talking with you. And @DramaQueen ace priiiide
Feather and Nymyyrriq, I haven't spoken with you much lately but I don't think I mentioned you in my last Shardiversary update and you're both really nice and cool. (@SingingMosaic) (I hope your screenreader has a fast-forward function if you don't want to read this whole wall of text...sorry, if not...)
Oh no I've reached the 'running out of unique words' part@Channelknight Fadran! You are scintillating and one day I want a signed copy of your series! @Matrim's Dice! It was nice modding with you and I hope your life is going well! @Ghanderflaffle! You have cute animals and you're fun on the Shard! @Condensation, ayyy someone else who actually liked Twilight, lol. @Rosharan A.C.! You...have a nice face! And are cool! And okay I think I need to start using broader strokes, focusing on individuals can only take you so far lol.
All the frens on the Just Around Messing SMP are way cool! That was an adventure, @AmazingGoob. @Spock is still and will always be Best Shard Dad (I know you're not that old but you give off dad vibes ngl). Thanks for rescuing me multiple times,
everyone@Knight of Iron, and for Bean! And thanks for making the server, @Scarletfox. Sorry for rotating your books.Thank you to AAAG for being there. You know who you are.
@Kingsdaughter613, @mathiau, @Random Bystander, @Omi the Counselor, @Kings_way, and@The Unknown Order, RPing with you on Scadrial has been a blast.
Fish, Kindness, Flying, Twig, Taken, Jester, probably a thousand people I'm forgetting, I don't know you that well yet but you all seem like cool folks. Keep doing you.
Being a moderator has carried a lot of anxiety with it - fearing that I'm too young or weird or random to fit into the friend group, just not being as experienced with dealing with things. But you've tried to include me and have reassured me when I'm being dumb. I really appreciate you guys for that and for just being such fantastic people in general; it's not only an honor working with you all but a delight.
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to Grey, Jess, and Feather for answering my stupid questions and being Cool Peeps. And extra apologies ha I'll never stop apologizingto Chaos for anything I'm forgetting. Pickles are delicious though
You guys are all...a lot. I don't have many close friends where I live, so y'all are basically my social circle, and that means you're a sizable chunk of my life. Last time I went all cheesy and said "I don’t love you to death. I love you to life, because that’s what your love did for me." And that's still true! But I don't think it encapsulates what the lot of you mean to me. I've tried to think of fancy ways to say this, and nothing is really better than simply saying it.
You're my home.
*nods and raises a glass of water with lemon juice in it* To another year, homies.
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You’re too sweet!
Every good thing to you, Ene!
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Thank you guys a ton
haha imagine planning on going to college within the next year-
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I'm procrastinating my procrastination of my procrastination.
Stick: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Ene: What's that?
Stick: Remorse code.
Ene: I'm even angrier now.Ene: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Stick, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Ene:
Ene: fshStick, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake [snek], what do I name him
Ene: You did WHAT–
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Luna do you be the okay at this day?
If so, I apologize for somewhat stealing the job of killing spambots
I will say though, it's fun to glance at the recently visited page and see that you, Page, and Alvron have all been there too. Like sharing a little "heh, this username/post count/date combined were suspicious"
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Help, do I work on a long char-dev RP post or do I work on my Shardiversary post which is ONLY IN LIKE TWO DAYS NVM I DECIDED ON MY OWN, COOL THANKS ACK
Lol Star I'm out here reading 'CTEC' as CBST
PSA, Truth is cute.
...I need something else to say in this status update...uh...I like lemons.
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same, Wyn, same
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I think there is more serotonin waiting for you when you open discord[/;s]
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Overheard randomly in the hallway of my school: "You know the principal here is a changeling, right?"
DND went interestingly.
- People approach to fill someone in on what happened last session, when their character wasn't there (mine wasn't either)
- They want to do it privately
- Person goes "lol why, is it evil or illegal"
- B&C: uhhh
- Person A: ...
- Person B: well we might have joined some people and there might be genocide
- Person C, excitedly: GENOCIDE!!
- *people glance over at someone yelling genocide in a crowded medical clinic*
- A: what the frick no??
- B: We didn't know much about their plan!
- DM: roll deception
- *you can tell that B did in fact know pretty much all of the plan*
- A: GUARDS! GUARDS THERE ARE PEOPLE PLANNING GENOCIDE
- C&D just straight up walk out the door, no words, they just leave
- DM: this went from "filling in an absent party member" to PVP...instead of breaking a golem (who we earlier put in prison) out of prison, you'll end up breaking yourselves out lol
- A and a bunch of NPCs chase after B
- *C sips tea while watching the chase and subsequent fight from the rooftops*
"I'll be back in a few minutes!" knowing that the trip will take hours
"Make haste!"
"I wanna make haste it sounds tasty"*in a very satisfied voice* You are HIDDEN inside that bush!
"hey hey come over here!!"
Po: "the bush is waving you down"
Me: "hii bush do you wanna be set on fire?"
"How can you not tell the difference between dwarf arms and branches?""Do you realize the gravity of this situation?"
"haha gravity, cause it's a rockslide"- My character (Char. D) goes back to Char. A to try and convince her to rejoin us
- D is literally the worst person to do this seeing as she also doesn't really know what's going on
- D happily tells A that she knows one thing about the plan! it involves...genocide
- A: ...
- D: so will you join us??:D?:D
- A: please go back and learn more
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D does so, hears "we're gonna cause a landslide to destroy this important city to end the war" and goes "yeah that sounds like enough relevant info" and heads on back and relays this
(Notable moment: "I think they were gonna do it with a natural disaster...maybe a volcano???" There are no volcanoes anywhere remotely close by) - A: okay, so how about instead, you join us
- *D is visibly thinking hard about this*
- *then is convinced because she's promised a bigger explosion if she's on A's side*
Me: lol why'd I give this character such high intelligence that's not how they've been turning out at all
Everyone else: wait, she has high intelligence?
She hasn't been using it at ALL
"Now I have to choose between my family and you guys..."
"Your corrupt family who you've never met and us who quickly ditched you and switched sides?" -
I know I just barely posted a status update and there might be another later today if DND goes like usual, but I have to share this, it's too good
I'm reading a religious AU called The Book of Joby and the Creator is just the best. I mean you'd think of course he would be, but the mood he is the GREATEST. Paraphrased:
Lucifer: ugh why do you entertain those vile filthy animals
God: can you not just let me feed seagulls in peace? I was having a good day and then you come along and ruin it.Lucifer: *ranting furiously*
God: ,,,your point?Angel snaps at Lucifer, he snaps back not to interrupt his betters
God: hey man weren't we talking
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God, levelly: what were you just saying about interrupting your betters (BURN)Lucifer: I still think Judas failed solidly and we AGREED that if I won Jesus -
God (direct quote): "I never suggested that Jesus would stay dead. It's hardly My fault you didn't think to inquire about that ahead of time."
Lucifer: Well what was I supposed to think, you said dead, dead is -
God: evidently not lmao get good son*seagulls poop on Lucifer's shoe as he disapparates*
Fantastic prologue! Also, the clothes the Creator and angel are described as wearing sounded cool. 10/10 would read again - wait I should read the first chapter first, shouldn't I. That was not the entire experience of the book oops
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This is basically how I see Ruin and Preservation's relationship towards the end, so I ship it -
Ati: I still think Vin failed solidly and we AGREED that if I won Kelsier -
Leras: I never suggested that Kelsier would stay dead. It's hardly my fault you didn't think to inquire about that ahead of time.
Ati: Well what was I supposed to think, you said dead, dead is -
Leras: evidently not lmao get good son -
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All I remember from the loopy half-dreams I was gonna tell you guys about is an imagined conversation that went something like
"I'm sitting here eating popcorn hehe"
"I have caramel popcorn, does anyone wanna trade"
"CARAMEL? I HAVE FIVE BUCKETS OF KETTLECORN AND I HATE THE STUFF PLZ TRADE"
"how do you have five buckets of kettlecorn"
"It was my payment for an assassination!"
"Why'd they pay you with that??"
"They were all out of the normal kind of popcorn"
and then weird things idk
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ooooh, makes sense, yeah. Those are weird, it feels like the thoughts are completely logically connected but they really aren't
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Alright, once I have your school’s address, I will be on my way.
See you in about 3~4 days
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If I could drive I would, Ene, I would.
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I know you're inactive but happy birthday anyway!
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Very Niche Queer Aesthetic with interestingly weird questions.
Rather unexpectedly, I'm an unhinged transmasc lumberjack.
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I am:
mysterious nonbinary sea creature
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I'm kinda bi but not in the way most people are, so I generally say I'm gay.
Good for you, Ara, you're cool.
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Ah, cool cool
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*dangerous rumbling* Hᴇʟʟᴏ, ᴍᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟs. I ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛᴏʀᴍғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ, Gᴏᴅ ᴏғ sᴘʀᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ Sᴘʟɪɴᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Aʟᴍɪɢʜᴛʏ. FEAR ME.
boom boom lightning *crAcKLe* clouds z o o m wheeeee
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Amateur.
Stormfather: Who said that?
Stick: AMATEUR
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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yes, Ene is an amateur
*also z o o m wheeeeeees*
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...wait, why'd you start following a banned spambot?
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Why do I not remember that...?
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Lol I have no idea
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I'm a bit sick (test came back negative, don't worry), so I'll probably only be doing the absolute essentials in terms of notifs. My apologies.
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Hehe old Ene has returned
*whacks Ene with the healing power of soup*
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hmm?
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*absorbs soop*
Thanks guys! And wow Fadran I was thinking of just staying here in misery I'd nEvEr considered that
Snowfallllll indeed! Thought about doing Lynx, but liked this face better. Might switch to her or the Jerboas later.
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*DND group gets in a longer-than-you'd-think discussion about sticky notes vs pop-up sticky notes and which is normal*
"These are normal, those are pop-up" - Po after doing research
"Those are cool, yours are lame papers with glue!" (paraphrased)"The average human is like ten HP right" (this is just funny out of context)
My character: "Hi can I play cards with you -"
Other character: *promptly grabs my character and yeets them at the kobolds*
DM: "do you resist this, Ene"
Me: "no"
*the kobold dies on impact*Okay now the session has devolved into incorrect quotes generator and I'm loving it. Most of these are randomly generated, with me just inputting names:
Ene: Stick and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Truth: *sighing* What did Stick do?
Ene: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and -
Stick: Who wants a steering wheel?Ene: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Stick: You were flirting with Truth.
Ene: So what? They're my partner.
Stick: You asked them if they were single.
Ene:
Stick: And then you cried when they said they weren't.Ene: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Star: If?
Xino: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.Tesh, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Salad, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Knight: what the frick are you guys doing?
Tesh: playing systemic oppressionEne: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Salad: The car takes a screenshot.Mist: I think we're missing something.
Goat: Teamwork?
Vapor: Cohesion?
Fadran: A general sense of what we’re doing?Fadran, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Queen, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Kindness, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Connie, trembling: What are we playingSafire: You know those things will kill you, right?
June, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Luna, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Beram: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*Ene: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Witless: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Po: More or less, I guess...
Archer: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Ink: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Tesh: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!*the squad right before Ene's wedding*
Ink: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Po: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Archer: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Tesh: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Witless, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATEMaybe I should have Witless officiate my wedding...
Fritz: What does 'take out' mean?
Stick: Food
Ene: Dating
Truth: Murder
Hen: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOURE NOT A COWARD.Adilie: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Eryn: Rude.
Drae: That’s fair.
Ladashwy: Not again.
Marie: Are you going to want this back?Marie: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a RUSTING THREAT.
Marie: *Stubs their toe* RUSTS!
Adilie: Mind your language!
Marie: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Adilie: ...
Marie: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.Marie: Go to Hell
Kelsier, tearing up: I wish I couldPo: What are your goals?
Ene: To pet all the dogs.
Po: No, fitness goals.
Ene: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.Cassie, standing with her back turned: I’ve been expecting you, James.
James: How did you do that without turning around?
Cassie: ...to be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.Ben: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Shana: You're like 15 years old
Ben: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!Jace: What time is it?
Ax: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Ax: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Doc: WHO THE STORMS IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Ax: It’s 2 amMist: WHY. why did you give Emi a KNIFE?!
Star: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Mist: Now I feel unsafe!
Star: I’m sorry.
Star: ...would you like a knife?@theTruthshaper @AonDii @Shard of Thought @xinoehp512 @Tesh @The Awakened Salad @Knight of Iron @Mist ill tag the rest of you later it about to die
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I can tell I'm late...
And y'all will get an old notification...
But at the same time...
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I don't mind! I'm just glad people are enjoying them
Would you fight a squid? -
Can I have a knife?
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I'm sitting in the hallway of my school and it's lunch and this guy is walking past and he suddenly goes into this pose with a knee bent and his head slightly down and one hand tipping his hat like he's in a superhero movie and then someone asks "you good" and he goes "yeah" and flips around and does the pose in the other direction and then gets up and goes on his way like nothing happened
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He's iconic. An absolute legend.
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thank's for the respect
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This man exists in every school, I swear.
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