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https://uquiz.com/quiz/JE844B/are-you-the-main-character-or-a-side-character?p=482275
yeah that sounds about right, the goods and bads
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Nice! There's three of us now!
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And four mentors. Can't see that as fit, except for the self reflection. Oh well.
Now we only need another hero, because you can't have more than one mentor per hero, now can you?
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a l l the mentors
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hold up
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QuoteI literally have not ever done something for any of my thousandth posts...Stick is going to write this on my wall or something...
This will go on your gravestone in like 80 years
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AonEne
2003-2xxx
Beloved Sharder
Forgot all her thousand-posts
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Thanks, Mat
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Okay, I’m gonna try a thing. Who knows if it’ll work, but you never know if you don’t try, yeah? And I haven’t tried this before. If you don’t care about things I may creatively write, no need to read this. I can elaborate (and would be delighted to elaborate) on basically anything, just ask.
So welcome, everyone, to Ene’s Tentative Writing Schedule:
Mondays - Longer RP posts, plot, character/flashbacks
Tuesdays - planning (and later maybe writing) for my current book child; I haven’t written anything like a book in ages, and I’m really nervous, but more details later
Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Sundays - miscellaneous projects and/or finishing anything unfinished from other days
Saturdays - A long multi-chapter fanfic I’ve been wanting to do; again, more details on this later
Subject to change without notice because it do be that way sometimes. My plan for the next week can be found in my About Me for easy referencing, as can the following list:
Misc. Projects:
Planning things *shrugs*
Editing, particularly editing certain RPs into something more like a coherent story. It would take so much editing on so many levels, and I’d want to gain permission from some peeps before doing some of it if I planned to publish, but there are gems of potential in certain RPs especially. Happy to give more details if asked.
Mod projects
Oneshot fanfics (possible series of these, I have some ideas which I’d love to elaborate on should anyone be interested)
Finishing the sequel to the Augury poem already because it’s been a freaking year...
Song parodies, especially Sanderson/Shard-themed ones. Billion ideas
Revising Enemies and making a version of it that’s purely original fiction, then writing a sequel or maybe prequel of the same characters
A series of essays on consent, both critiquing and defending Twilight, because it has problems but it also does some things very right (highlight on soulmate tropes/why I’m not pissed about Jacob/Renesmee) (possibly doing some other series/topics along the same lines)
Okay but I had this idea (famous last words lol) to write a short story, doesn’t matter what about, where all the dialogue is in a fake language that means nothing, and how much context I can get people to figure out from actions alone
That cosmere Monopoly board. I haven’t forgotten I swear
...if I have time, maybe the roast thread. MAYBE.
I just have this odd urge to write Alleyverse oneshots sometimes, and it’d be a good way to get out random cosmere character ideas, so: that, perhaps
Like fifty other things that I just...don’t remember right now
More things will be added to this list as I come up with them, and things will be taken off as I complete them.
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But I’m definitely using the Pattern image from now on
QuoteI recently made Tumblr and Ao3 accounts, which I'll throw somewhere in my profile eventually when I actually post things on them
MWAHAHAHA TIME TO STALK ENE and why did I phrase it that way I’m sorry
QuoteWas there a sweet bean character?
...I think???
Quoteyep
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy
Oh storms this reply is a mess, sorry folks
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QuoteI didn't know you were a pious Vorin man Salad!
*sweat beads down their face as they whisper into a walkie-talkie* He knows too much...
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Who cares if it’s a mess, it’s awesome anyway. And ha to the meme.
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...why are you Fadran
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Check out Fadran’s most recent status update. It’s... complicated
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Life is...confusing. And hard.
It’s weird to learn that like eighty percent of who you are has possibly been your mental disorder all along. *writes, deletes* Ugh. You can feel free to ignore this, I just thought I’d say it somewhere.
Anyway. Part of my OCD is apparently perfectionism OCD, and to tackle it I need to do things quick and reckless and not avoid them just because I can’t do them to my own standards. So I’m going to join some RPs and write posts that might be short and that is okay.
Storms, this feels awkward. I hereby conclude this update from Ene?
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*joins*
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*joins the group hug really late because for some reason I never saw this notification*
You got this, Ene!! You're incredible!
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*joins the group hug even later 'cause I was offline*
I am sure you'll do whatever you want mediocrely and that you'll have fun doing it.
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He's okay he's alive he's okay!!! I emailed him using my Powers™ and he answered and he's okay Ap is okay Ap is okay I can't stop saying it
He said I can tell you guys and I can't even grammar right AP IS OKAYAYAHYS&&YYYYYYYy
On a note so different I almost get mental whiplash, rest in peace to my rat Vivenna, she was a good old girl and I hope she wasn't in much pain.
Also yum, someone brought doughnuts to Criminal Justice.
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also tell him about tLT's victory of reaching 1000 pages
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can you do this for Queen too?
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see what I said on that one status update of Emi's
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He's okay he's alive he's okay!!! I emailed him using my Powers™ and he answered and he's okay Ap is okay Ap is okay I can't stop saying it
He said I can tell you guys and I can't even grammar right AP IS OKAYAYAHYS&&YYYYYYYy
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he should come back on his 4 year Shardiversary, if only for a day
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I wonder how many notifications Apollyon has...
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oh yeah. I don't remember, didn't someone know them IRL? Has there been any contact
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Locking this now, go here to continue
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Questioner
So, the Shardplate, are those also spren or <specific> spren?
Brandon Sanderson
It's a RAFO!
Footnote: The attentive reader will notice that Brandon's response suggests that Shardplate is made of RAFO. This is, in fact, unlikely to be the case.
Shadows of Self Chicago signing (Oct. 12, 2015)That footnote though
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lol
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shardplate is made of RAFOspren
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So anyway I discovered that at some point in my life I’ll time travel to the past and found a shirt business called Wound Up because everything on them is just pulled straight from my soul:
(image ID for if Mosaic reads this) four shirts reading “sorry I’m very awkward sorry”, “don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping”, “out of my mind be back in five minutes”, and “it’s a beautiful day to stay indoors”
Saw the first one and immediately thought Salad would love this
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Mine sometimes rerun...
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Mine don't do any of that
QuoteThat shirt is literally me and I love it very much
Same.
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I love those, those are fantastic.
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*sobs* pray for me as I dive back into the Fellowship
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*Crying*
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I am very late to the party, but you could just ask for a TL, DR. That's what I am gonna do in a month.
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Nope, I read it all because I’m crazy.
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Out of nowhere my brain threw a scene of an immortal, incredibly powerful being walking up to some people to recruit them for help, then noticing they have a dog and lavishing SO MUCH ATTENTION on this pupper. “Ah yes world is ending or whatever blah bluh-so-cute who’s the best dog, you are, you are so fuzzy I love youuuu”
*dog has rolled over to get belly rubs* *immortal being eagerly complies*
*humans look at each other blankly as they receive exposition in a gooey voice with occasional breaks for the immortal to glance up and go slightly more serious before resuming scratching behind the dog’s ears*
*dog is completely in love with this weird-smelling person*
*humans have no idea what is happening*
*immortal doesn’t care, the dog is clearly the most important priority*
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Select link! (it didn't work)
Open image! (no can do)
Select link! (it also didn't work)
Open notes! (please)
Open messages! (H E L P)
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Well, I know there are video games in this style. Don’t know about a story, I’ll have to see if there’s interest in me doing it long-term.
Yeah, they’re not real links, sorry
I just expected you to tell me what action you wanted to take. I have no idea what I’m doing with this, though, so maybe I should actually write a mystery before launching into this. *rolls eyes at self*
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A mystery you say? *mind immediately kicks into gear, a far-off, low noise of a lever being released, cogs begin to turn, slowly, with a small whine, and then faster. In the distance, an idea tube lights up like a beacon. More idea tubes flicker to life, and soon the whole mindscape is filled with electric light, like fizzing stars in the night sky.*
I have no clue where that came from
My interest is piqued.
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Did you do your profile picture?! It’s amazing!
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ah Idk just enjoy it!!
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Okay! Would you do one for me? (Sorry if I’m beating around the bush too much
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yeah I can! I'm working on one for channelknight fadran (hope i spelled that right lol) so it may take me a while before I start but yeah PM me with your request!
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This popped into my head last night:
*tortured voice* “why does everything I touch break?!”
“Well, stop throwing plates at the window, then”
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I do try not to throw things around the house XD
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I guess that’s a good decision.
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This has Alcatraz vibes
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Ih ahiheers Ah ah oh uhgh
Spoiler(It appears I have no tongue...)
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Well not exactly, I meant more along the lines of how she views them as either annoyances, pets, or test subjects.
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Or tools!
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True!
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GUYS, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS
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THIS IS SO EPIC!!! Is it for sale?!
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It looks like it's still being made, and they have copyright concerns of course, but if they do end up selling it I might buy it.
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Also don't ask me questions, ask the creator
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Why the name change?
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I changed my username everywhere else and I like to use the same username everywhere.
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I just heard the dog make The Most Tired Groan on my parents’ bed, and it was super long and adorable and somehow also the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard
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Thank you so much, that’s really helpful! Luckily for me I don’t have allergies, so the feather dust shouldn’t be a problem. Back when I was researching different pet bird options, it was really sad to see all the websites trying to sell animals from mills to people by blatantly lying to them about how “easy” it was to take care of them. I’m glad you’re making sure that people are fully informed.
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Of course! I found a website (The Finch Farm) and it seemed legit. They apparently but from breeders then ship the birds. The birds are reasonably priced, but you have to pay about $80 for a climate controlled shipping box.
It's really sad to me how uninformed people are. I know a family who has a cockatoo (and they are the hardest birds to take care of) and she just doesn't get the attention she deserves. The guy who owns her is super nice, but he sometimes forgets to feed her. She lets him know, of course, but if you forget to feed your bird you shouldn't have a bird. It breaks my heart. My cousins also have a parakeet. That little guy... She's the cutest, happiest little budgie but they don't take care of her. They didn't even bother figuring out what gender she is, and it's REALLY easy to tell with older parakeets. She has all dowel perches, she spills her food all over the floor (like a normal bird) and they don't even bother really cleaning her cage, her cage is sitting on the floor, she has two toys (a bell and a plastic thing), and she's in the minimum cage size for a budgie that is let out of the cage frequently but she's just ignored. (I feel very strongly about this one, as I've been around her more than the cockatoo). I'd love to take the little guy home, but... Honestly, I should just offer to buy the bird. I'm getting a large flight cage soon, and have been looking for budgies to adopt.
Sorry for the thinking out loud. I needed to rant about that.
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You're all awesome and I hope you all get pets you can love without choking on allergies
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This is the eighth (and last) in a series of status updates containing the content from my blog. Please see the first for an explanation.
Shardiversary Update
[It then contained an exact copy of my second Shardiversary post, which has its own status update. Amusingly, I said this in it: “I’m posting it both in a status update and in my blog as a way of transitioning this tradition to my blog in the future. I’ve only done it once before, so does it need a transition and can I call it a tradition yet? Who knows.” They will, of course, be staying in the status updates for the foreseeable future.
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QuoteAgain, I can’t list all of you because I will literally run out of original compliments, and it’ll end up as something like “you’re cool! And you can write! I like what you write and how you talk!” for everyone and that’s not very nice of me...
Somehow I managed this anyway
Sorry about that.
(Of course I missed a typo, why would I not)
The Last Post (Stick)Ooh! I’m an EFHB!
congrats!
thank you*!you too!
and I don’t know what to say!
*for being an awesome friend, having a great sense of humor, turning everything into a role play, being imaginative, and last of all, just being a wonderful person.
It’s your keyboard
AonEne
Thank you!
oh no, the keyboard!
Stick
yes *sinister grin*
AonEne
*flees*
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Excellent no one will ever see this
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This is the seventh in a series of status updates containing the content from my blog. Please see the first for an explanation.
Quotes
I took out some of the quotes in my About Me as part of revising it, figured I'd dump them here in case anyone wonders which ones.
"The Voidspammer sneered at me. "Do you actually think you can beat the mighty ToysRUs, human?"" - Me
"I give up it's Fred his name is Fred." - Arlin
Me in PMs:
Me: Let's make this a roleplay!
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Me: ROLEPLAY.
"GAH! You're having an emotion! Stay back! Back, I say!" - Zath
"IF I DIE, I DIE FOR CHRISTMASTREE!" - Me
"Whatever, at least my hole also has Wayne, Marasi, and a bomb flying at it. Best hole." - Me
"Yes, Very Deerk." - Archer"Which one was licking your foot?" - Silva"Wait, do you watch RWBY Ene? Why didn't I know this? You need to make it more obvious that you're a fan, I don't think people can pick up on it." - Voidus
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You got it. Give me a second." - Me *changes name to RWBYFan(IsThisGoodEnough?) and profile pic to RWBY*
"Oh no. Did I ignite this when I said we should spam quotes? Or is she always like this?" - Jay
"I'm...always like this." - Me
*I tell someone we have a Pokemon RP*
"SOLICITING!" - Darth
"...it's me. Are you surprised that I'm trying to recruit for an RP?" - Me
"No. You didn’t say it was an RP though. *suddenly realizes stupidity of words* *also realizes you did say it was an RP* *facepalms*" - Darth
*facepalms in solidarity* - Me
"That was a very good wrath." - Zath
"Y'all're psychos." - Brightness Warrior
"Not new information." - Ark
"We had a planet that I'm shocked humanity managed to live on. We had fungus!" - Me
"You're so Archer." - Me
"Can confirm." - Archer
"I'm going to try and figure out exactly how much your keyboard has control over. Hopefully it has limited enough control for us to do something about it. If it has control over the memes thread..." - Luna
"Then we're all doomed. I know." - Me
"The Alleyverse is truly a beautiful mess." - Stormblessed Dolphin
"All Elend could say was: "You're all cats?"" - Elend
"I think I'm a Lightweaver, so I need to learn how to turn socks into pudding." - Lith
“I can turn socks into liquid socks, but I think that’s a different Surge.” - Itiah
“I can make your socks look like pudding.” - Luna
“I may have accidentally summoned you, just, try not to blow up the sun.”
”One time! I blow up a star one time and everyone just has to bring it up!” - Po
"ENE HAS ATTAINED SUGAR, I REPEAT, ENE HAS ATTAINED SUGAR" - Luna
"I'd've punched myself in the face but I don't think any of my characters are healers." - Me
"Oh heck a whole box of Sorana this is my lucky day." - Zinc
"Well apparently I've ended the world. Again." - Me
"Ene, you always do this...I think you need a new hobby." - Luna
"I guess, yeah. Perhaps I should take up soul stealing, or driving people into madness?" - Me
"The barbed wire will come and on that day we shall rue." - Sleeping Invo
"I have been told to start a Short Hair Club. I have obeyed. We don't have a PM or a RP (what would the RP even be?), just this thread." - Me
"Ene, you and I both know you could make an RP out of this concept and it would be fantastic and soon I'd decide it was going too fast for me and drop out." - Kidpen
"You're not wrong." - Me *makes RP*
"Why can't my ancestor's name be Ferrilus Wombert?" - Olivaughn
"Dogs birthing dogs makes sense. Unicorns pooping melting pandas makes less sense." - Zinc
"Ap, why did you do this to us? I don't know if I want to stab him or hug him when he gets back." - Me
"Ene, you’re gonna marry him!" - Stick
"What, and that makes him exempt from stabbing? One of my namesakes stabbed HER to-be-husband." - Me
"Well, this got real weird real quick." - Me
"This is the Shard, did you really expect it not to?" - TFA
"What the fuchsia?" - Me
"So you're telling me that if I had some catnip on me right now, you would sell your soul to me?" - True
"The real question is why you even have catnip on you right now." - Luna
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That is one of them, yes.
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Moving a few more over:
"Opal hung out." - Kidpen
"Precisely the sort of sinister behavior I'd expect from a White Fang operative!" - Zath
"Ene’s probably really happy she converted you. It seems to be one of her goals in life." - Ink
"RWBY is the gateway drug she uses to get people into RPs. You've been warned..." - Archer
"Voidus is not my mother. Even he would cower against her awesome prowess." - Mac
"The frick works in mysterious ways." - Zinc
“I am definitely able to rip your face off in .5 seconds.” - Me
“Ah, so in the Eneverse there are multiple Enes. That Ene is not the you Ene, but an Ene from a different universe within the Eneverse. I see.” - Salad
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“I would gladly tie you up any day, Ene.” - Fadran
“Aww, thanks, sule!” - MeMoving this one off of the About Me because I realized that it could be interpreted...a certain way...which wasn't the case in that situation.
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This is the sixth in a series of status updates containing the content from my blog. Please see the first for an explanation.
I got another one for you
If you do this, you absolutely must tell me the first few or at least the first one that you get, it is a rule. (I got energy matter manipulation, which sounds awesome, and solar vision, which as far as I can tell I see literally just seeing normally or looking at the sun or sunlight and being able to see anything.)
Comments:I think I just got Voidmaking!
I’m way too excited about this link. But think of the character generation possibilities!Edit: I CAN NOW LIVE WITHOUT A HEAD
Edit 2: I’m skipping the more boring stuff here, but now I CAN MAKE MULTPLE TAILS. SPECIFICALLY MULTIPLE, GUYS
Edit 3: It says seal creation and I’m pretty sure it means creation of like, stamp-type seals, as in sealing something but I am purposely misinterpreting it to mean seal creation like the animals because that’s what I thought when I first saw the name and you’re not taking my seals away from me
The Awakened SaladI got Alien Symbiosis, which is the power to gain powers by hosting alien beings in one’s body. I’m not sure how I feel about that. I don’t think I could handle little alien parasites
. It gives you a range of powers depending on the parasite like shapeshifting or otherworldly senses, but... alien parasites. Also there’s the risk of, you know, getting taken over by said parasites and losing control.
Edit (I’m sorry there are going to be a lot of these, this is really fun): Now I have multiple faces? (But I never had a face to begin with, I’m a salad..)
Edit 2: I have galaxy physiology, which is the power to transform into or or have a physical body made up of galaxy. Not really sure how that works, but I’ll take it. I shall make the salad galaxy, which is just a giant salad!
Edit 3: This is the most random grouping of powers ever. Now I have fourth wall awareness, which means I can have the ability to be aware that one’s Universe is fictional, and potentially use this to act in otherwise impossible ways within their fictional universe.
So now I’m a galaxy salad who can host alien parasites, has multiple faces and knows about the fourth wall! Fear me mortals! We should make superhero/villain names.
Kidpen
Ohhh it's just the random button on superpower wiki. I love this thing. Anyways, I got multiversal lordship. I rule the multiverse. Bow down.
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I think maybe just every object is secretly alive and you can kill it by stealing it's lifeforce
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Ok, so I tried again, and got 'Bread Manipulation'. I think that's the one for me folks. "The power to manipulate bread" Yes please.
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That is amazing
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This is the fifth in a series of status updates containing the content from my blog. Please see the first for an explanation.
Writer Quiz
This is going here because I needed a poll but don’t know if the entire Shard would care about this if I put it in a thread because it’s so small. Anyway, quiz about writers! It’s really weird but I laughed, so. Enjoy https://uquiz.com/H524X5?p=211269
I’m a “fic writer on hiatus due to Going Through It but has been going through it for quite some time”, which, honestly, isn’t that far off...
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The Awakened Salad
I feel kind of called out but also slightly mad that I didn't get angsty.
Archer
Conversely however, I received an alternative other option, Adjective. It personally knows me intimately so well.
Kidpen
Angsty McAngstface
you're gay. you're in the #bpd tag. get out of that tag you wake up!! wake the [storm] up. write that impossibly gory short story it's gross it's appalling we are loving itwow ok. somehow i'm ok with this.
AonEneOh my gosh, did it say that to you? Oof I'm sorry.
Kidpen
In case you're wondering I didn't respond to this because I was busy adjusting to my new angst-centric lifestyle. I'm now gay, in the bpd tag, and have written a literally impossibly gory short story.
That's how you're supposed to use these right. You take it and then do everything it says.
AonEne
