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[+Doomstick he/him]

On 8/22/2020 at 5:08 PM, Channelknight Fadran said:

It was the squirrel, wasn't it?* (Yes. That's right, Condensation. I corrected your GRAMMAR!!!!)

*syntax

[theTruthshaper]

3 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

*syntax

Syntax is a part of grammar.

[+Doomstick he/him]

22 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

Syntax is a part of grammar.

still, best to be specific, as grammar's connotation is relating to words, not punctuation

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

5 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

What is your opinion on COVID-19?

If you keep quiet about it, I can show you... you know what...

Where do you keep the nuclear mussels?

JACKALOPE

Edited August 24, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar
A mispelled “missles” autocorrected to “mussels” but I think I’ll leave it.

[Eluvianii he/him]

So you like dogs, or cats, or...?

Yeah, but it would have been easier if they hadn't been shooting at me.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Did you have to blow up that truck?

Jeweled Chalice.

[Channelknight Fadran]

What's your opinion on paper dixie cups?

Aww, that's so cute!

[dannnex male]

Wanna see a picture of a beheaded corpse? 

No, I don’t think I will. 

[NameIess]

This guy needs cpr! get over here and help!

 

Thanks, I would hate to be left out.

[Nathrangking he/him]

What is the capacity limit on this party?

Ten Violets.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

....exactly how many bottles of alcohol did you steal?

No, use the bombs.  Use the bombs.  We need to put on a show.

[NameIess]

Hey boss, this bank teller won't tell us the code to the vault door. Should I introduce him to our friend Jim over there?

 

Of course I didn't forget.

Edited August 25, 2020 by Nameless

[Chinkoln he/him]

Look, Kim Jong Un said he would nuke all of America if we didn't send him a birthday card. You sent him that card, right?

An endoscopy

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Did you ask for a cancer screening or a tooth extraction?

There's only so much you can do with a spaceship.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Are you going to the final frontier?

It's all relative.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

But what about the fabric of reality?

Perry the platypus!

[Nathrangking he/him]

6 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

But what about the fabric of reality?

Perry the platypus!

What about Candace?

Twin Islands.

[Condensation she/her]

On 8/23/2020 at 2:23 AM, Illwei said:

*cough* *cough* @Condensation do you...have an...answer?

On 8/23/2020 at 9:36 AM, Channelknight Fadran said:

Her answer was totally                           , right?

I'm so sorry, guys! Totally not thinking, and had to get off the computer, but there's really no excuse, is there. Sorry!

Where do you like to vacation?

My spiral-bound notebook.

Edited August 25, 2020 by Condensation

[Illwei]

What did you bring for lunch today?

Applebottom jeans, boots with the fur.

[Condensation she/her]

What did you wear to the equator this time?

Glory, from Wings of Fire.

[Mat he/him]

Who is the most influential character you have seen evidence of in modern art?

Quote

No, I have no idea who that is.

A barrel of chicken feathers and turkey feet.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Are those your leftovers?

Walk away

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

What do you do when a girl asks you on a date?

Oh, of course, I make everyone else do it ten times a day!

[Eluvianii he/him]

You know murder cases have been increasing lately? 

Ah, it's really simple. You may think the secret is stealth or skill with a knife, but usually you just need to believe in yourself and carry a pinch of sugar. 

[Channelknight Fadran]

So I've been wondering how to do origami...?

 

*Pales* I swear, I didn't eat any of those things!