Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[dannnex male]

Okay, this thread is a sequel to the most popular thread I’ve made, Ask anyone anything. This game is much, much sillier. Instead of answering the previous persons questions, you ask a question that would fit their random answer. It’s like Jeopardy, you get the answer, and then ask a question. It would look like this:

Steve: Hippopotamus

John: What is your favorite animal?  
          George Clooney.

Bob: Who is your celebrity crush?
            Pineapples. 

And so on and so forth. Obviously this example is meant to be straightforward, in actual play you would try to make it funny. For example, when Steve said “Hippopotamus”, John could have been a savage and asked the question “What animal does your mother most resemble?” However, John is not a savage, and thus, he did not. The goal is to be funny and witty and clever.

Questions don’t have to be personal either. You don’t need them to be directed at “you”. You could phrase it as a trivia question, like in Jeopardy, or any other type of question. It just has to make sense with the answer. Of course, after you ask a question, you must write your own answer. 

Answers should be vague, to allow room for the future questioner to interpret it, but they should be more than one word. For example, John could have said “George Clooney as character in movie”, to make things more interesting. Try not to point the Questioner in a certain direction, let them run with it. You should put some thought into your answer however. Don’t just be random. Randomness is rarely funny. That goes for the questioner too. 
 

Now that all that Jazz is out of the way, lets start. 
 

“My long quarantine hairstyle.”

Edited May 6, 2021 by Dannex
Don’t mind me, just fixing a typo from 9 months ago

[+Doomstick he/him]

what gives you a feeling of power?

my 2nd shardiversary

[dannnex male]

What is the only thing you’ve been looking forward to?

Quote

Happy shardiversary!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Uss Enterprise-D-1701

[Lunamor she/her]

Who has telepathic powers in another universe?

Sanderson book.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Longest book you've ever read?

Why Kaladin needs a hug.  (No, I will not stop campaigning for this.)

[dannnex male]

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I don’t think that really works, what question can you ask where the answer is “Why Kaladin needs a hug.” You could try “Kaladin’s desire for a hug” or “Kaladin’s lack of hugs”, but it’s hard to have a question where the answer begins in “why”.

 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Quote

*realizes she should sleep*  Take two...

Kaladin's lack of hugs.

[dannnex male]

What is the number one cause of depression in North America?

 

Quote

Going really open-ended for my next one. Don’t ask me who “he” is, that’s for the questioner to decide. 

His mustache. 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

What is Hector Poiroit proud of?

Ceiling fans.

[theTruthshaper]

What is Kindness afraid of?

Zinc

[dannnex male]

What is a really fun word to say?

The  emoji. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

What is the world's most interesting person?

Ash's Eyes.

[Turtle they/them]

What are the most important items you own?

 

hand sanitizer 

Edited August 19, 2020 by turtle

[theTruthshaper]

What is your favorite drink?

 

The Cosmere fandom

[Turtle they/them]

Quote

No no no

What do you waste most of your life on?

 

Applesauce

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

What do you use as a substitute when your shampoo runs out?

The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Turtle they/them]

What isn’t supposed to be a role play but turned into a role play?

 

Rhythm of war 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

What’s the one book you will never read? (*gasp* turtle how dare you!)

An eyepatch

[Gears]

What do you need to add after your eyequilt starts falling apart?

Ash fell from the sky.

[Channelknight Fadran]

18 minutes ago, Gears said:

What do you need to add after your eyequilt starts falling apart?

Ash fell from the sky.

"What was the weirdest thing you've ever blurted out loud?"

Someone save me.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

What are we all thinking?

 

Fish for Leader of the Hegemony of the World

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

What’s the most repetitive thing you’ve heard recently?

Denny’s

[theTruthshaper]

Where does the god of chaos and revelry reside?

 

That's what I like about it.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Weren't you afraid your throat will burn when you drink it? 

It was a good idea at the time. 

[theTruthshaper]

Why would you eat the Way of Kings?

 

And I love you all for it.