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Which Sanderson book had the best ending of ALL TIME?

Those bell balls that cats play with

 

Posted

What do you see when you close your eyes? When all is silent and your deepest fears are brought to light. What is hiding in the shadows of your psyche? Do you see it now?
...
Does it see you back?

 

My jury duty summons. 

Posted
10 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

Didn’t you get explosive and painful stomach cramps the last time you ate a waffle?

The funniest part about this is that this is exactly what happens when I eat a Marshmallow.

Posted
4 hours ago, Danex said:

What do you see when you close your eyes? When all is silent and your deepest fears are brought to light. What is hiding in the shadows of your psyche? Do you see it now?
...
Does it see you back?

 

My jury duty summons. 

where did you meet your soulmate?

Always has been.

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You purportedly(good word, I know) stole a nap from this poor little child, who now cannot sleep until it is much later. What do you have to say for yourself?

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT? It was the squirrel, wasn't it. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him.

Edited by Condensation
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On 8/21/2020 at 1:25 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Are you or are you not planning to assassinate Channelknight Fadran when he wins the election?

:ph34r:

On 8/21/2020 at 1:22 PM, Danex said:

Oh...chuckles, you heard about that?

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:!!!!

18 hours ago, Condensation said:

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT? It was the squirrel, wasn't it. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him.

It was the squirrel, wasn't it?* (Yes. That's right, Condensation. I corrected your GRAMMAR!!!!)

Are you in on the plan to assassinate me?

 

That old sandal.

Posted

Excuse me detective, but have you determined what the murder weapon is yet? 


.....FINE FINE, I’ll give you the missile codes.

Posted
58 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

:ph34r:

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:!!!!

It was the squirrel, wasn't it?* (Yes. That's right, Condensation. I corrected your GRAMMAR!!!!)

Are you in on the plan to assassinate me?

 

That old sandal.

No, that's the form of a rhetorical question. It's to myself, and wasn't a question. Therefore, it shouldn't have a question mark.

What if I say please?

Yes, it was delicious.

Posted

What would you say, if I, hypothetically, uhhhhhhhh, crashed your car into your kitchen? 
 

My stash of cheese wheels. 

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