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[dannnex male]

Why exactly did you buy all these 50 gallon tubs of expired jello?!?

 

No, of course not....wink wink.

[FriarFritz]

Did you just steal several million dollars from a multinational conglomerate and spend it all on tuxedos?

Doctor Eggman, obviously!

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Who is the only being smart enough to outsmart Taravangian?

 

I remember it like it was yesterday...

[Nathrangking he/him]

What is your tenth wedding anniversary?

The pool.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Where did you learn to surf?

That depends on which phase the moon was that night.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Did you dance naked in a barrel full of live eels while yodeling from the mountain last night?

No, I only commit felonies on Wednesday.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

You want in?

Valiant though he was, his bravery led him down a darker path than most of us could imagine.

[Turtle they/them]

Did he really kill the hamster of sponges?

 

the sun from Teletubbies.        

[Channelknight Fadran]

What's the single most terrifying thing you've ever been cursed to see?

 

Oh... you know about that?

[Turtle they/them]

Did you create the apple of doom?

 

Pretty interesting, actually, we’re in a dust storm right now. Got the alert on my phone and everything.

@Danex, yep. I think I quoted it perfectly.

 

 

[FriarFritz]

So, how's the field trip?

Y'know, I should probably do something about that...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Did you set the hippos on a rampage? They're trampling the apple carts!

It's like I always say, life is like a box of chocolates.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

What’s the best analogy you can think of for WWII?

Chick-fil-a deluxe sandwich

[Turtle they/them]

What you favorite article of clothing you own?

Larry’s silly story’s: I Love My Lips

[Illwei]

What do you listen to to help you go to sleep at night?

Yeah, sure, but only if you leave out the centipede.

[Turtle they/them]

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My cousin actually does that, it’s hilarious.

Will you eat a kilogram of dirt?

maybe, though it’s debatable wether or not it was a chicken.

[revelryintheart she/her]

Did you take that new girl out on a date last night?

Visible happiness

[Illwei]

what do you see as a big red flag?

Horses without teeth

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does this feel like a weird game similar to apples to apples or is it just me

[Chinkoln he/him]

What is the thing you most hope for when looking at prospective marriage partners?

My cousin’s belly button lint

[Turtle they/them]

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C U Z I N Z Z Z

have you ever interacted with a type four awakened object, If so, what was it?

 

Avatar Korea's cousins, Esna and Desna

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[Channelknight Fadran]

Who's a surprisingly well-developed main character, in your opinion?

 

Oops, looks like I messed up again...

[Turtle they/them]

where you behind the murder of twentey three apples?

 

My birthday.

[Eluvianii he/him]

What's the most fateful day in human history?

As long as it doesn't mess with my superhero schedule.

[Turtle they/them]

can you figure out what the spice delicious is?

 

Larry's lips

[Chinkoln he/him]

What is the key ingredient to your famous soup recipe?

A roll of tape that has been used 3 times