Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Was it your idea to let us fight to the death and come back to you bloodied and torn so you can pick the last one standing?

I get it now.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

For what reason were you screaming at your math book?

My novel isn't finished yet.

[Turtle they/them]

Are you writing a book about the decapitation of Syl?

 

Of course Ido! 

[Eluvianii he/him]

Do you have anyone tied up in your basement?

The friends we made along the way.

[Chinkoln he/him]

Who did you kill during your trip to the restroom?

An otter doing a backflip on a tightrope.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

What inspired you?

 

A long and dramatic character arc involving oranges.

[dannnex male]

What is the last thing that made you cry?

Yes, and I’d do it again too.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Have you comited any crimes in a foreign country?

I will, if I can get a pineapple.

[Turtle they/them]

Can you make coffee?

Nope, I want to, but kaladins depression got in the way of my hamster.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Why did you and Kaladin divorce?

Stickshifts and safety belts.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

What are the hallmarks of any worthwhile profession?

Someone who needs a lot of psychiatric appointments

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Describe yourself in 8 words. ()

*wins*

[Gears]

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

We flew a kite in a public place.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Can anyone explain to me why I got a phone call about an air raid at Area 51?

Lunchables, man.

[revelryintheart she/her]

Why were you arrested for shoplifting?

Obama

[dannnex male]

If you had to marry any former president, who would it be? 
 

Naw, that couldn’t have been me, my underwear is purple.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Were you the man in the Superman costume who robbed a bookstore?

My chemistry class.

[Turtle they/them]

What is the best thing that ever happened to you?

allyverse

[Channelknight Fadran]

28 minutes ago, turtle said:

What is the best thing that ever happened to you?

allyverse

Where does Sorona live?

Wayne's lucky hat.

[Nathrangking he/him]

23 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Wayne's lucky hat.

What is the 17th shard's mascot?

Breeze's cup.

[Turtle they/them]

What was the best dish you ever ate?

ruin made it hard, but I managed to kill the hamster.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Was there a reason you wanted to remove the vest?

My true love is Kaladin.  

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I'm sorry for this fixation, give it a week.

 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

2 hours ago, turtle said:

What is the best thing that ever happened to you?

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Well that's not true, but thanks for the vote of confidence. 

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 hour ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Was there a reason you wanted to remove the vest?

My true love is Kaladin.  

 

What is why I wrote so many Kaladin inspired poems?

The seventh night.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

When did you realize he wasn't going to save you?

 

Well, no one else was doing it!