Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Illwei]

Okay, so I have some rope, a lighter, gasoline--what? yes It's in a water bottle I- Just deal with it. What did you expect me to bring it in? and a pair of scizzors. Jenny brought a...a bowl of mashed potatoes and a side of corn? I- what type of get together did you think this was? What did you bring? Please tell me it's something worthwhile.

Minecraft Youtubers

Edited August 20, 2020 by Illwei
sorry i know it's long and kinda rambly but I swear there's an actual question in it

[dannnex male]

In your opinion, who are the most influential people of our generation? 
 

I plead the 5th.

[FriarFritz]

Have you seen this man? *holds up a photo of Will Smith*

I was well within my rights. Read the contract.

[Channelknight Fadran]

7 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

I was well within my rights. Read the contract.

Were you the one who killed my family?

Uh... whoa! Look over there! *Runs away*

[dannnex male]

“Heyyyyy, aren’t you the guy who knocked me out and stole my car last week?!?”

 

”..........”

[Turtle they/them]

Did you eat the bagel?

iPad, computer, and earwax. Oh, also pickles and whip cream.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

What did you feed the cat?

Yes, the book is almost done.

[+Doomstick he/him]

What will GRRM’s last words be?

Because my blood is tapioca pudding

[Chinkoln he/him]

Why can’t I find any good veins to put an IV in?

A copy of Mistborn and a 12 pound weight

[+Doomstick he/him]

What happened to my washing machine?!?!

10 kg of Oganesson 

[Nathrangking he/him]

What kind of measure is that?

You can't prove that!

[dannnex male]

You parked your car...ON MY SANDWICH?!?

 

No, it was the other man in a squirrel costume.

Edited August 21, 2020 by Danex

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

DID YOU EAT MY PECANS?

I can.

[dannnex male]

Is it true that you can shove 34 swords up your left nostril? 
 

...........NO OF COURSE NOT! WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT?!? 

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, Danex said:

Is it true that you can shove 34 swords up your left nostril? 
 

...........NO OF COURSE NOT! WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT?!? 

Why so defensive?

I don't know....

[Eluvianii he/him]

Is the spoon real, or is there no spoon?

For the last time, she took my french fries first!

[Nathrangking he/him]

Why are you fighting with your sister again?

You don't mean....

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Chaos did what?

Huh.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Did you know that Brandon Sanderson is actually female?

Hey! My lemur!

[theTruthshaper]

This meat is real tasty. What animal is it?

I still like it.

[Chinkoln he/him]

Didn’t you get explosive and painful stomach cramps the last time you ate a waffle?

I was perfectly justified in pushing them off the roller coaster.

[Turtle they/them]

what did you do?

 

couse, its not like I wouldn't!

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

Are you sure?

The stairs are cluttered

[dannnex male]

Why did you install an elevator in our house?!?

 

Oh...chuckles, you heard about that?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Are you or are you not planning to assassinate Channelknight Fadran when he wins the election?

The Poisonwood Bible