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[Chinkoln he/him]

We are missing a channelblade, 3 vials of pure ebola, 1 apple, 19 bodies, a black hole, and a copy of White Sands, by Brandon Sanderson. Does anyone know where they went?

124 upvotes

[Condensation she/her]

How many upvotes did you gain in -25 days?

12 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Who is the most influential character you have seen evidence of in modern art?

A barrel of chicken feathers and turkey feet.

Read Wings of Fire and you'll find out!

[Mat he/him]

Quick question: What is 'paper mache'?

Bluetooth and a cliff jumper.

[Channelknight Fadran]

What gender do you identify as?

Freaking Germany, man.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Where did that bomb land?

Yes, but not until you-know-what happened.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Is there some... y'know... in the kitchen?

 

But I forgot my pants and my math quiz!

[Nathrangking he/him]

When can I have dinner?

Gold Rush

Edited August 25, 2020 by Nathrangking

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When did you get that broken arm?

This has to be the seventeenth time I've woken up in a hospital.

[Condensation she/her]

Are you all right?

17 trees and a totem pole.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

So you know where we are from what landmarks?

Alright, alright.  You win.  I crown you most high oxygen particle.

[Nathrangking he/him]

How pure is that?

Kingdom won.

[Condensation she/her]

What did you say after conquering Natanatan?

My 7 new mechanical pencils.

[Mat he/him]

What is the worth of a human life?

One seventy-year-old ceiling fan.

[Condensation she/her]

What killed you this time?

No, not really.

[Eluvianii he/him]

I mean, it's obvious. If you have to choose between your life and a last plate of pancakes, you choose your life, right?

I could answer your question. Oooor I could give you this completely unrelated and legal live unicorn and forget about it *wink**wink*

[Mat he/him]

Are you involved in any sort of conspiracy/illegal activity?

Once upon a time, there was a bunny. With a bazooka. Because Alcatraz. Yep.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Are you sure?

Magic pigeon.

[Condensation she/her]

What would you use to spy on your enemies?

Binoculars.

Edited August 25, 2020 by Condensation

[dannnex male]

4 minutes ago, Condensation said:

What would you use to spy on your enemies?

Quote

cough need an answer cough. 

 

[Condensation she/her]

Not anymore!

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Condensation said:

Binoculars.

What did you want this molten glass for?

 

I'm sorry, I can't do it.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Hey, will you wait for me while I tie my shoe?

Well, just that one time.

[Nathrangking he/him]

How often have you robbed banks?

Ice

[Mat he/him]

I heard you got diagnosed with an unfortunate allergy?

Motion sickness.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Is that why you have a roller coaster phobia?

Musical chairs.