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[The One Ring she/her]

why are you licking that?

 

I'm not all that sure, but...yes.

Edited August 30, 2020 by The One Ring

[Mat he/him]

Is your brother allergic to strawberries? I can't remember if it's that, or blueberries, and it'd be a shame to waste this pie.

Oh, so that's why there's a gazebo on my porch steps.

Edited August 30, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[dannnex male]

Excuse me sir, I’m with the Bureau of Sentient Gazebos, we have reason to believe one of our subjects has escaped and is somewhere in this area, have you seen anything?

Hm, I’d do it for.....6 bucks. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

What would it take for you to rob the bank?

Fireworks.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

What is a way to define your work as a demolitions expert?

No, no, no.  We aren't stealing from the king, we're stealing the king.

[Mat he/him]

Hey! *Points dramatically* There's thieves in the throne room! They're heading for the gemstones on the throne!

Swedish Meatball Soup.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

You mean the dragon made that... er, what is it?

Wakanda forever.

[Eluvianii he/him]

So, suppose you're a soldier at a war somewhere. Things go wrong, an enemy is pointing at you with their gun and you see your imminent death coming. What would your last words be? 

If I tell you, my mom's gonna be mad. 

[Channelknight Fadran]

So what were you doing last night with that sharpie in your parents' room?

Gimme a N! N! Gimme an O! O! What does that spell? NO!!!

[Mat he/him]

I heard you took up cheerleading...?

Don't trust them. Trust me- don't trust them, instead trust me. Trust me.

[Illwei]

The police said that you were involved in the murder that's been all over the news?

*finger guns*

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Do you shoot people?

I'mma fat 

[NameIess]

On a scale of one to ten, how would you rank your countries preparedness for war?

 

DEATH TO HERETICS!

[Nathrangking he/him]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

On a scale of one to ten, how would you rank your countries preparedness for war?

 

DEATH TO HERETICS!

What is your catch phrase?

Knowledge equals power.

[Channelknight Fadran]

What's a goldfish's Code of Conduct?

CREM, I knew I should've hidden that hamburger...

[Mat he/him]

Uh, sir, reports have been coming in saying that there are multiple angry-looking cows surrounding your house...

First, take off your left shoe and balance it on your nose.

Edited August 31, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[Experience he/him]

How do you get rid of hiccups?

I don't remember taking the last cookie...

[Channelknight Fadran]

You are under arrest for crimes against the crown and high treason, the penalty for which is death. Is there anything you would like to say in your defense?

 

No, why would I?

Edited August 31, 2020 by Channelknight Fadran

[Eluvianii he/him]

Have you given any thought to your future? Being a better person? Stopping eating 35 twinkies a day?

Ah, you're one of them then. Well no, I don't regret my actions, but I do think the squirrel was better suited for the job.

[Mat he/him]

General Martin Von Shmartin, of the Anti-Squirrel Abuse Association, or ASAA. We've heard reports that you sent one of our beloved friends out on a live construction zone. Explanation?

No, of course not. *Slips gemstone into your pocket*

Edited August 31, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[Nathrangking he/him]

Do you believe in the passions?

The door prizes ran out.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Wha-is that a gun? What happened?

No, but you probably could.

[FriarFritz]

Has anyone ever taped chipmunks to your ears?

That does in fact belong to me, thank you very much.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Is this your hair?

I was actually lying when I said I wanted that.

[Enter a username]

Here's your Nightblood, as requested.

No, of course I'm not a robot! Why would you- kjsadbhvkjsDH,fnzbchjk!