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[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

What have you seen more often than anything else?

Well...yeah. But it was the Wendy's chicken nuggets's fault!!!!!

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Did you or did you not eat the sun?

The fireplace is on fire! Call an ambulance!

[Eluvianii he/him]

Mr Firefighter sir, what's the problem? 

Yeah yeah, I admit it. No regrets though, he was quite tasty. 

[Mat he/him]

Didn't you have a pet dog?

I believe that is indeed a plume of smoke streaking over the sky.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Did you or did you not see a spaceship crash in that direction?

Captain, we're surrounded!  Lay off the Christmas carols!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Everyone sing along!

There are currently 150 buffaloes running wild in Nebraska. You think I have time for that?

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That's actually a true fact. It's entirely possible I could have a buffalo in my yard tonight. My dad is helping people get them caught, but he didn’t take me.

 

[Mat he/him]

C'mon! It's karaoke night!

That, my good fellow... is a chicken.

[dannnex male]

“On the 7th day of Christmas my.... what. What are you trying to tell me? What? You want me to...slide my hand across my throat? What are you mouthing? Sop Eat? I don’t get it. Use your words man!” 
 

Sure, that sounds delightful. 
 

Edit: wow triple ninja I think. 

Edited August 27, 2020 by Danex

[Mat he/him]

1 minute ago, Danex said:

Edit: wow triple ninja I think. 

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Actually, mine was for Ghander's  But it does work for Kindness's, I'm now realizing. I'll do yours.

Fried kelp?

That, my good fellow, is a chicken.

[Nathrangking he/him]

What is that thing on the roof?

Pies for sale

[dannnex male]

What 3 word phrase do you want written on your headstone? 
 

I dare say, I’ve never been asked such a foolish question. What are you? Some sort of peasant? Bwa bwa bwa ha ha!*
 

*Rich person laughter

[Mat he/him]

Uh, pardon me, what is a *squints* doll-are?

Boing!

 

[dannnex male]

Say Boing? 
 

No, that was your mom. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

Did you burn the cake?

Snow flakes are falling rapidly.

[Eluvianii he/him]

What a beautiful day for an apocalypse. Screams in the distance, blood here and there. Any other observations?

I swear, officer, I didn't know she was a ghost!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And just what do you think you’re doing with ectoplasm on your shirt?

The Earth often revolves the opposite direction, we just don’t know it.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Is that why you defaced the science book?

Outliers have come for more.

[Illwei]

5 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

What is that thing on the roof?

5 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said:

That, my good fellow, is a chicken.

Sorry this isn't a reply, but I Needed to say that:
It wouldn't have mattered what anyone put, I won't be able to read Matrim's answer as anything but A high ranking Lighteyes proudly informing his protege just what that [Giant Pink Animal with the Extremely Long Neck that Just so happened to Meander its way into the Training Grounds from Who Knows Where] is

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Would you be surprised if I asked for a galaxy?

Good soup!

[Eluvianii he/him]

You are the chosen one. It's up to you to decide the method that will bring us world peace.

Shhhhh do you want everyone to find out? Fine! It was me, but if you say anything I'll have to steal your pudding.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Bro, there's a parrot watching you steal my paprika.

Well, I wouldn't say we were surrounded, but... we were surrounded.

[Nathrangking he/him]

What do you mean you were surrounded?

Don't touch that cake!

[Condensation she/her]

What was your situation in the great battle of Provo?

Yeah, all right. You can borrow them, but I want them back in 2 hours.

[Eluvianii he/him]

You gotta help me! My sister's in a hospital in New Zealand so I was running there but my legs broke down and I need a new pair.

I'll help you. Tree powers activate!

[theTruthshaper]

What did the Ent say?

I love it.