Condensation she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 (edited) Do you enjoy burning books? My mom says I can't, sorry. Flame on! Edited August 28, 2020 by Condensation
Scarletfox Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 (edited) Will you be joining us tomorrow at the pet store? We're going to spend the whole time petting bunnies! I've been waiting for you to ask. It all started when I was seven. My older brother handed me a butterfly knife coated in butter..." Edited August 28, 2020 by Scarletfox
Eluvianii he/him Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 Here you are, the Killer Chef. Famous for your cooking technique using dangerous weapons. How did you learn such a skill? My, you flatter me, but believe me. Everything is possible when you lock up your obstacles in the basement.
Condensation she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 You've accomplished so many impossible things. Do you have any advice? I enjoy reading much more, but when I don't have a book, it's my second option.
Condensation she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 Are you an alien? No, that's not valid.
revelryintheart she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 what does the register say when I try to use my credit card? Toaster juice. 1
Condensation she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 What do you call orange juice that you spilled on bread yesterday? This old china plate.
NameIess Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 What's the first weapon that comes to your mind for surviving the zombie apocalypse? Chicken nugget.
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 What's for dinner? The door is unlocked, but it was just painted.
Eluvianii he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 Sir, the ultimate cure for any illness is behind that door and there's only 2 minutes left to get it. What are you waiting for?! How dare you? If it had been me who was born with a chicken feather on my face you would not be saying that.
Scarletfox Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 You look like you were driving in a convertible down the highway at a hundred miles per hour, and then got slapped in the face by a way-ward chicken! I can never remember things these days, but I can say with 72% certainty that there were eighteen cows painting words on the side of that mountain!
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 Can you describe what you saw that night, ma'am? Captain, that's a tripwire, not a string of fallen fairy lights.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 (edited) “Here it is men! At long last, all that I’ve devoted my life to is finally coming true! It’s a string of fallen fairy light. Gettouta ‘ere. Edited August 29, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 Is this the way to the top of the mountain? Forever.
NameIess Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 How long should we torture Taln for? I'll never give it to you!
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 (edited) Excuse me, sir, that's my arm you're holding. HA! You wish! Edited August 29, 2020 by DramaQueen
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 Listen, lady, we can't legally let you climb that street lamp. Would you come down please? We've hedged in the enemy, so there's that. 1
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said: Listen, lady, we can't legally let you climb that street lamp. Would you come down please? We've hedged in the enemy, so there's that. And the purpose of planting all of these hedges was... what? I might, if you're wearing a magenta frog on your head. 1
dannnex male Posted August 29, 2020 Author Posted August 29, 2020 (edited) Excuse me, but I’ve heard you’re the resident fashion expert, could you tell me if this outfit is stylish enough for you to endorse? group of soldiers yelling in perfect unison: NO SIR!.........YES SIR!........UM, MAYBE, ERM, WE ARENT REALLY SURE SIR! Edited August 29, 2020 by Danex So this one needs 3 questions, one for each reply
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 (edited) Drill sergeant screaming DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE IS PAINT ON THE WALLS? IS EVERYONE HERE? WHERE THE BLOODY HECK DID THE MONGOOSE COME FROM?! Anyway, I remembered you like blue. Edited August 29, 2020 by Spren of Kindness
NameIess Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 I... I'm speechless. You got me a... Sadeas patch. I asked for a BRIDGE FOUR PATCH. THAT IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED. Here it is! Your thirteen mile radius nulcear eradication device! oh, by the way, the timer's set to three minutes.
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 You have the goods, thank you. Wait... what is this? Well, young'un, it all began the night I was walkin' through the woods after midnight...
Nathrangking he/him Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 How did you meet grandma? Gold like this is hard to find.
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