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[Condensation she/her]

What did that monster taste like when you had to eat it to save your friend?

Banana fudge.

Flame on!

Edited September 6, 2020 by Condensation

[Nathrangking he/him]

What flavor is that chocolate? 

Silver's glow

[Enter a username]

Why did you do that?!?

Of course I did.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

You jumped off a cliff?

No, that's the problem.

[Condensation she/her]

Do you know where he is?

I really like puzzles. That? Maybe not.

[theTruthshaper]

"And my magnum opus, "  *pulls off sheet* , "The Human Jigsaw!"

I no longer love you

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

So you won't let me kill it?

Sir, this is a funeral.  Stop drinking.

[Eluvianii he/him]

A toast! For my best friend. He looks real comfy on that bed his family bought him.

I had no idea what you're talking about until you told me, but now I wish I did.

[Enter a username]

What do you know of quantum physics?

Everyone look it's Hoid!

[Condensation she/her]

What did you say when you allegedly 'saw a dark figure in the shadows'?

Nope! And I'm proud of it!

[Mat he/him]

14 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Nowp! Nd Im proowd off itt!

Can you spell? Or use proper grammar?

Spoiler

 

Milk, but not the plain, chocolate, or even the strawberry kind. You know which.

Edited September 19, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

What is that in your glass?

No, no, I'm in the building, I'm just lost... no, I'm not robbing them, I'm robbing the other guy!

[Eluvianii he/him]

Welcome to Crime Help Line, I understand you couldn't reach the desired destination for your crime? 

... 

Ah I see, so you're robbing that rich family next to the homeless man? 

 

 

 

I could give you three answers to that, but two of them involve melted chocolate and that is messy business. 

[dannnex male]

So here on your application, uh let’s see, yep right here, question 7, “What is your proudest achievement?”, underneath your answer you said you had 2 more answers. Care to tell me what they are?

 

Well that’s obviously a trick question. I’m not answering that.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Have you ever killed anyone?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to cover you in marshmallow, roast you over a fire, then add Hershey's chocolate with graham crackers surrounding you, turning you into a human s'more.

[Hen she/her]

What’s you’re favorite desert? 
 

No. No no no. Out of the question. Never gonna happen. Nuh-uh. Nop- well... maybe. 

[Turtle they/them]

have you ever killed someone in order to eat their cheese?

 

well... she told me to. *Runs away and hides under the covers of my bed*

 

 

[Mat he/him]

*Annoyed mother voice* Why'd you punch your sister?

Beep Boop Bot

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So... you are a robot?

Yes, there are, in fact, 22 gerbils singing Bohemian Rhapsody slowly advancing towards me.

[Mat he/him]

Please, tell me your fears. Close your eyes. What do you see?

No, I beg of you, please don't! That scepter is made of antique lizard skin!

[Negative_Null They/Them]

*Munch munch normch* This is good, what is it?

 

I never said anything to the contrary, you still shouldn't assume.

[NameIess]

Why are you mad at me for burning your house down? I asked your brother first.

 

How many chickens did you want?

[Mat he/him]

*whispering in a dark alleyway* With the job complete, I cleaned up the... mess for you. My payment please, as requested.

Chrome is much different when it comes to taste. You of all people should know this.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

You want to explain what happened to your mouth?

As your doctor, that's a horrible idea.  As a friend, I know you'll do it.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Can I jump out of a plane without a parachute?

My name is unimportant. What matters is your name.