Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Quivil]

Who set the town on fire???

 

Maybe not! *overly innocent expression*

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Did you eat those Tide Pods?

What? That... that is the weirdest thing I have ever heard.

Edited May 6, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Eluvianii he/him]

Have you thought about your future? You know, having a dream job, a house of your own, life projects, any of that? 

You may be right, but I'm willing to pretend you're a war criminal if you repeat that. 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

I stole a gallon of ice cream, that doesn't make me guilty of war crimes, does it?

Look, all I'm saying is, just consider it.  Consider the coconut.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

But why are you putting a coconut on top of your dog?

This may be the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Why does this dog have diarrhea?

I hate food.

.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Want to go get some dinner?

*insert witty remark here*

[Voidspawn he/him]

*says terrible dad joke*

Kill me now.

[Quivil]

Tell me about your childhood.

 

We can fix that.

[Voidspawn he/him]

I'm dead.

Sugar is sugar.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What kind of sugar did you have this fine morning, Voidspawn?

WheeeeeaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA HELP

[Voidspawn he/him]

Did you remember to flush the toilet?

Kaladin deserves to die the most.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Do you want to go get ice cream?

I hate you and everything you stand for.

[Bejarden he/him]

Chaos: “So what do you think of me and this website?”

Just...go away

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“But do you want to eat softballs?”

Capital P.

[Quivil]

How's your name spelled?

"It was only one kitten! And I was hungry!"

Edited May 7, 2021 by Tani

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Now, now, Tani. What did I tell you about your fixation over tasting baby animals?

1000000, of course.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Before we begin the test, do you want to make any kind of prediction about what your IQ would-? 

If you give me 13 wood planks and a chocolate bar, we have a deal. 

[Quivil]

Can I eat your pet baby dolphin?

Seven potatoes!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Alright class, what’s 1 plus 1?

PUPPO

[Eluvianii he/him]

No matter what you say, it will be the right answer. 

Yes, I admit it. So what? Can I go on with my grave digging in peace now? 

[Bejarden he/him]

Are you...chewing on somebody’s arm?!

I don’t know... you tell me

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

U.S. History Test

1. When was the Declaration of Independence signed?

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My life is a lie.

[Quivil]

You know that people, you know, exist, right?

Welp, little late now!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

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