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[Quivil]

Where's your answer?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

40 minutes ago, Ookla of Anarchy and Chaos said:

Where's your answer?

Oops.

oops.

[2EmLee2]

DID YOU JUST POUR WATER ON THAT CESIUM*?!

*Cesium is an alkali metal known to be extremely reactive and super-explosive when it comes into contact with water.

I think you’re supposed to put that in your mouth.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

So you eat cereal? Eating… that’s the thing you do with your eyes, right?

Banana bandana.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

WHAT ARE THOSE!?!?!

Ba dum cccchhh.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Why are you wearing a strawberry?

PIZZA AND PASTA COME AND GET IT

[Quivil]

*burned smell comes from the kitchen*

 

...

Um.

I may have

accidentally (on purpose)

set the house

on fire

...

Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla of Anarchy and Chaos

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

What would you say is the most normal thing you've done today?

My name is not Inigo Montoya; you did not kill my father; prepare to undie.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Favorite movie quote?

like scud you did

[Hen she/her]

Did you know that once I rode an escalator?? It was wild. 

WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT IM BEGGING YOU

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I'm going to eat the banana

damn girl

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

One time, I shot a person who swore. With a nuke.

Not aquamarine. Definitely not aquamarine. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What do you want to eat?

wait wat

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Duck!

Bumpy pinecones.

[2EmLee2]

What do you want for your annual holiday dinner, other than the acorn pudding pie you had last year, little fuzzy tree creature?

I hate it! No, stop with the torture! Oh, please, no! Not that, ANYTHING but that! I’m dying- dying, I say!

[Hen she/her]

Alexa play all I want for Christmas is you!

Wrong!!

[Quivil]

What's your favorite direction? Left or right?

 

What will you pay me?

Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla of Anarchy and Chaos

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Go kill that dog!

blargleargh

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Do you think it can speak?

It's because they're hatching.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

bro why are you wearing all black?

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[Quivil]

Why aren't you running yet?

 

... well it's too late now...

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

what are you doing with my sandwich? ...

can i have it back?

 

you're momas so weerd, she liek is an aelien dude

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Is your translator working right?

Eggs? EGGS? We don't need no stinkin' eggs!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You want an omelet? I can go to the store to get some eggs.

AUGH IT BURNS WHY WHY DOES IT BURN HELP

[Eluvianii he/him]

spills holy water Whoops, sorry. 

Yeah yeah, I'll sign whatever you want me to, but I need those 10 cents.