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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*Hands waiver for the destruction of all Cosmere.*  "Sign it and the dime is yours."

 

Finger algae.
 

Edited December 1, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What’re you doing with that dismembered finger?

Plotypusses are the #1 Plotypus of North America, Great Britain, says viewers of History Channel

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Could you give me a completely made up fact?

I'll give you ten dollars if you jaywalk.

[2EmLee2]

How much would you pay me to do something stupid?

ItfeelslikeIcandoanythingIhavesomuchenergyhowdidIgetlikethisthisisawesome!

Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the Ballerina

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

You ate a waffle. That's how you got like that.

Do you like waffles?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ask me an extremely personal question.

Fine, fine, I'll light your house on fire.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Section iii. Rapid oxidation of residence.

 

What? It’s a legitimate method.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Please stop eating with your toes.

Twit.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You’re such a twat.

PIZZA PAGLIACCI MAMMA MIA MARIO

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

If you opened a restaurant, what would you name it?

No. Well, maybe...

[2EmLee2]

Would you consider helping me rob a bank? *secretly slides a was of cash across the table*

Itsa leverution!

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

What is your favorite Surge?

Why of course...

Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the Boomerang

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Boomerang said:

 

Why of course...

What is your favorite Surge?

(It's inverse)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

10 hours ago, Ookla the Boomerang said:

What is your favorite Surge?

Why of course...

Spoiler

I think they did it right.

Excuse me, would you consider yourself a sociopathic murderer?

 

I would only do that if you have me a bagel.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Sequence said:

I think they did it right.

They fixed it.

3 hours ago, Ookla the Sequence said:

I would only do that if you have me a bagel.

Can you, like, die?

It's beautiful!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What do you think of my new pet? He’s a naked mole rat.

 

Uh… The green ones.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

How many pieces of pizza do you want?

Like a tornado.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On a scale of one to ten, how powerful is your ceiling fan?

 

Wait… that’s illegal.

[AonDoor he/him]

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

About 57-ish.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

How many pizzas did you order?

AAAAAAAAA SPIDERS

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I believe you have inhaled a spider.


YES GIVE IT TO ME!

[2EmLee2]

I’ll give you this jar of edible mummified dog brains if you buy me a bazooka.

Well, that’s a good question. Do you mean ‘dead’ as in ‘dead’ or ‘alive, but in very large amounts of pain’ or ‘eating pickles’?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

This is the last straw. I want that bastard dead, and I want you to do it. Can you? After all, you are only the second-best swordswoman.

Eat this pile of metal for me, will you?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Wait, what did you say I had to do to become a Mistborn?

How longgggggg til my soul gets it riiiiight? Has anyyyy human beeeing ever reeeeached that highest liiiiiiiiiiiiight? I CALL ON THE RESTIIING SOUUUUUUUUUUL OF GALILEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (help me) KING OF NIGHT VISION KING OF INSIIIIIGHT

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So, why are you here in therapy today?

 

Okay sure I’ll find it for you.