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[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

…did you just set my house on fire?

Renarin he best boi

[Voidspawn he/him]

Who's the best bridgeboy?

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[Robin Sedai she/her]

What is that thing behind me?

paperclip.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What's the longest and most complicated word you can think of?

 

Oh, well I guess that's one way to see it. The way I see it, is that they are dead, and it was my fault.

Edited December 17, 2021 by Sequence

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

But maybe they were murdered. By aliens!

Welp, that's that. See you next year.

[AonDoor he/him]

Firstly, a huge thanks to Szeth for organizing the business Christmas party. Szeth, can you come up here and talk to everyone?

I wanted the green one.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So, we got you this spren. I think it's an Inkspren...? They were all out of Cultivationspren.

 

Eeesh. Yeah that's pretty gruesome. What would you say if I told you I did it?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Holy [redacted]! There was a murder just two houses down from us! Wanna go outside and look at the body?

qwertyuiop  

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Get off your computer for once and sing the gosh-darned ABC's!

 

I love it. It's awful, but I love it.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey Sequence! Whaddya think of the October Coppermind art?

OOOOOOH SHINY

[AonDoor he/him]

Didn't I tell you wanting to be an allomancer won't make you one?

I... I– I don't... I'm just hot.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

smexy

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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What do you call a snake that swallowed a trampoline?

 

Oh the access code. Yeah sure here. *Hands paper.*

[2EmLee2]

So y'know that thing I asked you about, with the, y'know, thing...

 

Ummm. Pink. And green. But not. And little falling white things.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Describe your perfect day.

 

WHAT IS THAT. Give it to me right now.

[Eluvianii he/him]

*happily eats chouta*

This? I found it over there. *points to muddy water puddle*

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I like your hair!

[AonDoor he/him]

Did you know that studies show that people who hide from their problems are five times more lik— Where'd you go?

I've done that on every planet I've been to except for Roshar.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Remember to stop and smell the flowers.

F-

[Robin Sedai she/her]

A-steel or F-steel?

Just blue it.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Excuse me - where’s the bathroom?

U kno I liek dat 2

[2EmLee2]

Did u now dat if u type like ur texting u look like a weirdo but is fun

 

I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A as neighbor or weigh, or on weekends and holidays and all throughout May- and you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, that's a wierd rule!

I like bananas (I like bananas!) Bananas are so, so great! (Lah-dee-dah-dee-dah!) You like bananas? (We all like bananas!) Hip, hip, hooray!

Edited December 19, 2021 by Ookla the Confused

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Alexa, sing me a song.

 

Question mark...?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Favorite unicode character?

The color of SUFFERING.