ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 8, 2022 Posted January 8, 2022 You should probably stay away from those blackbane leaves, they've been drying in the cellar for fifty-six years now. NEIN, DAS IST EIN SCHRECKLICHER GRUND!
2EmLee2 Posted January 8, 2022 Posted January 8, 2022 I think I should learn German to sound important and stuff. Go to the chiropractor. Please. 1
Eluvianii he/him Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 Hi! *extends right hand with the palm somehow facing outwards* Shaken, not stirred.
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 How do you like your soup? With a fork made of cheese
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 10, 2022 Posted January 10, 2022 How do you prefer your toilet paper, then? Vanilla slish-slosh.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 10, 2022 Posted January 10, 2022 (edited) We've come up with a new flavor of ice cream. It's 97% Pewter filings, and 3% dog hair. What should we call it? FINALLY!!! THE HOLY QUESTION!!! For asking this question, you will be gifted all 7.29 million of my BioChromatic Breaths. Edited January 10, 2022 by Sequence
Quivil Posted January 10, 2022 Posted January 10, 2022 Why? I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1
2EmLee2 Posted January 11, 2022 Posted January 11, 2022 *Is a six-fingered man* Benjamin Franklin had an illegitimate son. 1
Eluvianii he/him Posted January 11, 2022 Posted January 11, 2022 Alright, I came as quickly as I could. Had to leave a critical business meeting but it sounded urgent. What happened? Like chocolate flavored pasta sauce. 1
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 11, 2022 Posted January 11, 2022 I'm on my last few brain cells, so could you explain mathematical functions and properties of X and Y to me in the dumbest way possible? I promise that was me! I swear on the Stormfather himself! I did it!
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 11, 2022 Posted January 11, 2022 "DID YOU DO THIS, YOU STORMING MONSTER?" *faints*
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 11, 2022 Posted January 11, 2022 (edited) Allow me to make an irrationally loud sound. No! Please! I have a family! Edited January 11, 2022 by Sequence
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 11, 2022 Posted January 11, 2022 I have some bad news... Jeff is broken. FIVE!!!
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 11, 2022 Posted January 11, 2022 That table over there has been giving you dirty looks, all night... AUSTRE GOD OF COLORS!
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 12, 2022 Posted January 12, 2022 Look at this beautiful flower! Well, scud. *charges at a brick wall*
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 12, 2022 Posted January 12, 2022 Something happened to Doomslug... something... bad... But... the red one is better...
AonDoor he/him Posted January 13, 2022 Posted January 13, 2022 Do you want this green mini-cow? Hang on; I need permission from my chicken strip.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 13, 2022 Posted January 13, 2022 You need to flush the toilet. Now. No not yet, I still need to caramelize the lock picks.
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted January 13, 2022 Posted January 13, 2022 Are you ready to break into King Candy's Castle? I didn't ask if it made me look fat, I asked if it looked fat.
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 14, 2022 Posted January 14, 2022 Yes. Why the scud would you ever wear socks in the summer?
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 14, 2022 Posted January 14, 2022 Hey, since it's your birthday tomorrow, we wanted to know what your favorite food was for dinner. Blueish green, with a majestic yellow tint and red highlights.
Szeth Pancakes he/they Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 *adjusts glasses* So, your temperature is... 105 degrees? Ah, have you been noticing anything abnormal in your stool? Is it an unusual color, or- Excuse me, good sir. But I have no idea what you just said.
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