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[Szeth's Facepalm]

Have you ever murdered anyone?

 

STOP STUTTERING, FOOL, AND HAND ME THE DARN RABBIT!

[Guest King Bean]

Hey uh do you want this rabbit or like something else like this pineapple or goat che- 

 

oh gee I will consider that, definitely will consider it…

[Quivil]

*whispers* but arson involves more fire and would therefore be more fun

 

Awwww!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

*adds a colorful bow to dannnex's pfp* 

Spoiler

that would be storming adorable tho

 

But why would we do that when we could just demolish everything in sight?

[Quivil]

Or we could not.

 

Nah. I'd do it for free tho.

Edited February 3, 2022 by Tani

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

18 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

*adds a colorful bow to dannnex's pfp* 

You're welcome.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

OH IT'S BEAUTIFUL 

@Dannnex LOOK AT IT NOW

[Eluvianii he/him]

On 3/2/2022 at 3:45 PM, Tani said:

Nah. I'd do it for free tho.

Ten million dollars. It's my final offer. 

If you have it in pink we have a deal. 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Sir, i need you to wear the camouflage. If they see you, the mission is ruined and your life is in danger.

 

*smiles evily* ahhh, that really is... unfortunate.

Edited February 8, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Oh my god, did you see the news?! All puppies in the world have been slowly and painfully murdered with toothpicks!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE, (BUM BUM BUMMMMMMM)

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

What's your go-to karaoke song?

 

Statistically improbable... but ultimately bound to happen.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Cephandrius will marry his cup of instant noodles.

 

I bow my head before you, oh almighty blade of grass.

[Quivil]

I'm not going to acknowledge your request until you say the words.

 

This is what we do.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Y-You just killed them! You killed them all!

Oh thy holyeth being of Fingerbenders, please cleanseth thy soul with thy bar of soapeth.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

What's one line from Rouxls Kaard you're hoping for in Deltarune Chapter 4?

 

Yes. A thousand times yes, was this even a question to begin with?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So you did break that woman's spine?

No. Period.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

So you’re saying I can’t use you to practice my tattoo skills?

 

That is the strangest thing I’ve ever been asked, also, yes.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Excuse me, do you happen to know where I might eat a good meal while riding toward the sunset on the back of a fire breathing tortoise as an astronaut asks me questions about quantum mechanics?

I believe. 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Dude, you know the moon is a projection, right?

 

That's not... exactly what it was supposed to be used for, but that's ok, i guess.

[Quivil]

Wait... you mean you didn't hand me this water bottle so I could start a fire?

 

*sets the world on fire* *laughs maniacally*

[Voidspawn he/him]

*eats Tani's Big Mac*

 

Zombies don't eat unicorns, they rip it's hair off and glue the hairs to their tongue to improve the taste of eyeballs.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Alright my apprentice, what have you learned from my teachings so far?

Four.

Edited February 14, 2022 by Sequence

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Ok, so the public only knows about two of the cities you destroyed. As long as they don’t find out about the rest we’re fine, how many more did you say again? 

 

Slap racing stripes on this bad boy and you got a deal!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Ok sir, here's your pet tortoise. That'll be 200 boxings-

 

A deep auburn, almost red, with highlights of aqua blue and vomit green.

[Going_North_cal]

What does the complexion of your mother look like?

The American Society is flawed, obviously.