Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[AonEne he/him]

What color are ripe bananas supposed to be? 

Well, if you would just give me the berries and let me enact the plan... 

[AonDoor he/him]

Why is there a sniper rifle set up here?

I told you not to move!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Okay so I went to the store, bought the black masks and the money bags, stole some candy, and purchased a gun made out of cardboard and tears for $15. Anything else?

 

Okay wait a second. You did WHAT?!

[Eluvianii he/him]

Something weird happened while I was eating the last slice of pizza. 

Sorry, I can't. I promised I would leave that behind. 

[2EmLee2]

Hey, are you going to bring the 2000 page fantasy novel to this mission that is the last hope for human existence?

 

(To the tune of jingle bells) Jingle bells, Daddy smells, Uncle laid an egg! Grandma left the car on and Auntie drove away. (Hooray!)

[AonDoor he/him]

So, what made you choose to audition for America's Got Talent?

Well, you see, we were talking, and we found out that we both own hagfish.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

 Why didn't you kill him? I TOLD YOU TO KILL HIM!!!

That... is so gosh-darn amazing. It's like a sunflower, but better!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, you want some broccoli?

12,485,720

[AonDoor he/him]

How many times do you estimate that cow has farted?

It's the same thing as curry.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Oh god. What is that. It's- IT'S MOVING. You expect the orphans to EAT that?!

 

Juice. No no wait! Bullets. NO WAIT, GUNPOWDER! HHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What should we bring to the school potluck?

Not the fart kind, the other kind.

[AonDoor he/him]

What's your favorite Febreze?

I got it yast lear.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, what's the deal with your tic where you switch the starting consonants of two of your words?

QWERTY!

[AonDoor he/him]

You know which VeggieTales character sucks?

A gallbladder is absolutely necessary for that.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Okay, I have a plan to get out of prison. We'll need to suffocate the guards though...

 

Juice.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

What is the most important thing in your life right now?

All that green terrifies me.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Look at the wonderful world you’ve created, Vin!

AAAAAAA THE PIGS ARE COMING AAAAAAAAA

[AonEne he/him]

The Minecraft Nether Update is on its way! 

Please, not my mom. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

ur mom lol

Whose child?

 

[AonDoor he/him]

Someone's child just showed up on my doorstep. Was that your doing?'

Cheese, with a side of burger.

[2EmLee2]

Now what meal could I get for you today, Your Imperial Majesty?

Homework + procrastination.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Whatcha doin tonight?

A BIG HONKIN SNADICCH!

[AonDoor he/him]

What are you—?

Only if you learn the PPAP dance and post it on YouTube.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Will you marry me?

No, no, not with the cucumber! With the carrot!

[AonDoor he/him]

I'm supposed to fix a car... with a cucumber?

Go get the one that's giving me a death stare. I would like a word.