CryoZenith he/him Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Do you cherish and respect yourself? I believe that would require a cat, two daggers, and extensive knowledge of programming.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 17, 2022 Posted January 17, 2022 Hey, wanna come and hang out with us tomorrow? *zing* What were you saying?
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 We're here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty- No way I'm doing THAT! But, I will light Dan on fire for you.
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Would you light Dan on fire for money? No, both swords as well has oranges would do that job better.
Eluvianii he/him Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 So, I was thinking about getting a gun for this serial killing gig. Say that again, but slowly.
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 19, 2022 Posted January 19, 2022 Why? If that's true, then humanity is doomed.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 20, 2022 Posted January 20, 2022 Oh god, the news channels are going crazy! Justin Beiber has been voted "The Best Musician of all Time!™" *Sad music plays*
elisium he/him Posted January 20, 2022 Posted January 20, 2022 I signed up for a 17th Shard account! Taco Bell bathroom in Odessa, Texas
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 20, 2022 Posted January 20, 2022 Hey, I heard you got married last week? Congratulations! Where was the ceremony? Four hundred and sixty-seven would be the correct answer, if not for the fuzzy rodents everywhere.
CryoZenith he/him Posted January 21, 2022 Posted January 21, 2022 How many thousands of dollars could you sell your house for? I only know of two people who match that description, and one of them is a fish.
Voidspawn he/him Posted January 21, 2022 Posted January 21, 2022 Do you know anyone who has a 17th Shard username beginning with the words "I Am A"? (Capitals are everything) *snaps picture*
Eluvianii he/him Posted January 26, 2022 Posted January 26, 2022 I swear I'm not stealing. This is just a massive coincidence. Capitalism, ho!
Robin Sedai she/her Posted January 26, 2022 Posted January 26, 2022 "You should be very careful about what you say, Comrade. These men have guns, and itchy trigger fingers." Thppt bleah.
AonDoor he/him Posted January 26, 2022 Posted January 26, 2022 Wow. I can't believe you actually ate all those beans. Wanna call off the bet? Well, you could have told me that before I threw the cats in the blender.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 27, 2022 Posted January 27, 2022 Okay, the smoothie needs peaches, mangoes, and cat fur. Not cat meat, cat fur. What are you talking about? That's an AMAZING IDEA!!!
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 but mr nibbles! I dunno it was something that I may have said before on here? I dunno.
Quivil Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: but mr nibbles! I dunno it was something that I may have said before on here? I dunno. answer?
Szeth Pancakes he/they Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 14 hours ago, Tani said: answer? question? POTATO FOOT
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: question? POTATO FOOT answer: HAMSTER>
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 (edited) Ok, this is the most vital part of the plan. If this doesn't go correctly, life as we know it is doomed for eternity. We must execute this PERFECTLY. There is no room for mistakes. Thaidikar, i need you to-- Thaidikar, HEY, THAIDIKAR, WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH? Yes, i love them, too! Would you like to see my private collection? Edited February 1, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm
Szeth Pancakes he/they Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 Ooh, cool, an eagle! cat butts 4 life
Quivil Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 You can stop now, Szeth. Really. But whyyyyyyyy *pouts*
Szeth Pancakes he/they Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 Tani, I'm taking that dark glowing magical artifact away from you. You were being cute at first, but now I'm concerned about your unwillingness to part with it. awwwwwwwwwwww cute
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 *murders your entire family and steals all your possessions while simultaneously committing tax fraud* Nope, i'm pretty sure it's supposed to be like that.
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