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[Quivil]

I think toxic fumes are a sign that something's wrong...

 

So you're saying we should commit arson?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Tani, I’m warning you right now - burning down half the city is not a good idea!

Hey.

Storm you.

[Quivil]

*burns down Szeth_Pancakes's shed*

 

MY BABIES!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

*eats some gingerbread men baked by tani*

 

that's what the sign said...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Usually, you don't murder people's children with rakes.

Fine. Hand it over.

[AonDoor he/him]

Are you sure you don't want this motivator from Liposuction?

Well, gee. No need to get so worked up.

[Eluvianii he/him]

No, this is the last. time. I can't be putting up with you stealing all the contents from my bank account every week.

You know I can't abandon a friend in need of chocolate. 

[AonEne he/him]

Why did you skip school again? 

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO 

[Quivil]

Look! Bruno made cookies!

 

What mayhem has been wrought this day.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Did you hear about Tim's new butterfly collection?

How cute and fuzzy! Kill it.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

This is my little brother! He's heard a lot of nice things about you.

[Quivil]

*steals cheap butterknife from Robin Hatter*

 

*screams in horror*

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Uhhhh, tani, i'm pretty sure that isn't dairy free, aren't you seriously lactose intolerant?

 

Keep it down, they'll hear us!

[The One Ring she/her]

*gasp* Why are you trying to kill a puppy?

 

I dunno, I've never done it before

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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What's your favorite style of living?

 

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *pain*

Edited February 2, 2022 by Sequence

[Experience he/him]

For the millionth time. Why do you choose to stub your toe?

A.... banana?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*gives guide to Stardew Valley golden walnuts*

QWERTY-effin-UIOP

[Quivil]

Wait. The top row of letters is ASDFGHJKL, right?

 

*munch munch* *dies*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I baked them myself!

*coughs*

[Experience he/him]

Do you have COVID?!

*smirks*

[Eluvianii he/him]

What do you need now? And I swear, if it's another stick joke... 

With a lot of persuasion. And mind control pills. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Do you think that we could convince Taravangian to feed himself to Cusicesh?

That is the bluest thing I've ever heard.

[Guest King Bean]

Once I met a blue frog wearing a blue hat eating a blue bug sitting on a blue lily pad.

 

hmmmm… I’ll think about it…

[Eluvianii he/him]

Please, you gotta help me out. Would you be willing to con the president? 

In Russian please. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

最寄りの建物をたいまつしてください。

No. Yes. No. Maybe. Yes.