Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Hey boss, look at the field of pumpkins! Aren't they pretty?

Hangin' feet-first from a train window, watching the world whizz by.

[AonDoor he/him]

Your friend over there... what's he doing?

Same thing I do every night: Trying to take over the Shard.

[2EmLee2]

Hey, uh, doin’ anything Friday night?

Ryad Hippy Bath!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

New job, huh? What are you advertising?

 

I have never been one to be scared of pancakes.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I know it's a tall order, but can you eat this stack of pancakes?

Storm it, kid.

[AonDoor he/him]

Can I have your autograph?

I was just about to do that!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I’m going to go kill the President, brb

bro not coool bro what the scuuuud bro

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Your prototype Nightblood replica was a bit gross looking, so I washed it.

 

 

I see... Allow me to commit un-breath.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Excuse me sir, that is my air you just inhaled.

 

No, I actually hate them.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I GOT A DOOMSLUG AN’ A BOOMSLUG D’YA LIKE ‘EM????

A walrus. No, no… actually, thirteen bananas.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

How much for this pair of socks?

 

Well, I would, but I'm kind of busy setting fire to everything.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Uh, you're supposed to be in jail. You should probably get back to the prison before someone notices you're gone.

 

That's a very good question. The answer is not not not not not three shades left of pure green.

[AonDoor he/him]

You're a Returned, right? Can you tell me what color my dog is?

Not only did he do that, he also wrote his name on my bike!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey bud - I think your friend might have murdered your parents.

*indistinct screaming*

[Robin Sedai she/her]

That cake you just ate - I put a frog in it.

 

Bugrit! Bugrit! Millennium Hand and Shrimp!

[Voidspawn he/him]

Do you speak English?

*cough* Uno Reverse Card *cough*

[Quivil]

What's your favorite card?

Well, whoopsie.

[AonDoor he/him]

Can you guess what I found on my favorite shirt?

I really hope he didn't.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I have AMAZING NEWS!!! Kaladin finally found happiness!

 

Oooooooo. No.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Nightblood is unsheathed.

ALL HAIL MOASH/VYRE!

[Eluvianii he/him]

With so many characters, I wonder who's the real Stormlight hero. 

Cheese or no deal. 

[Voidspawn he/him]

I brought cash for you. THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!

*burp*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Okay, now that I have explained all of these reasons you should not drink carbonated soda, you should share my opinion on–

 

Okay okay, I have the squirrels! I swear I'll get the rest to you by next week!

[Voidspawn he/him]

Give me my squirrels back, you scudding thief!

Scud.

[AonDoor he/him]

I found my cockpit open. Were you in there again?

But they smell so good!