Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Are you... eating a cell phone?

A+

[Eluvianii he/him]

Can you grade my art? pulls out a stick drawing made with crayons

About 6 years. I can go down to half an hour if they invite me to dinner. 

[2EmLee2]

How long do you plan on working for the company?

I do not want to pay- I'll never do that again!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So, after taxes, manual labor fees, transport fees, and negative life insurance for the three employees you accidentally squashed, your total cost comes to about... $3,927,999.02 USD.


Now why would I ever even think of doing that?

[2EmLee2]

These records say that you murdered the King of Alethkar and many other nobles. What do do have to say for yourself?

I'm not normally a German man.

[Guest King Bean]

Do you consider yourself German… or what…?

 

No, of course I would not like to live in with the sharks, are you crazy!?!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So we have an open apartment for $200 a month. You’d be sharing the rooms with some carnivorous marine life.

 

 

Oh that! Yeah that was me. No regrets!

[Guest King Bean]

WHO HERE CLOGGED THE TOILET!

 

 

of course not are you insane!?!

[2EmLee2]

Hey, wanna go roast 5-minute Crafts?

 

Once you have a soul, you are acidic- to win!

[Guest King Bean]

What happens when you get your soul?

 

No, just no.

[AonDoor he/him]

Which one of these hagfish is your favorite?

He started it.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Why are you force-feeding Stick a sandwich?

Laughable.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So I just discovered faster-than-light travel that will enable us Earthlings to enter the Cosmere. What do you think?


Okay here's the deal. I'll do this favor for you IF you make me a ham sandwich.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, can you pass the salt?

*Laughs in Arcallan*

[Guest King Bean]

Did you no tat I 8 a peess ov cheez?

 

 

what have you done?! It’s dead you fool!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Excuse me, I'd like to show you my science project. I did it on the evolution of tadpoles.


Eeeeeeewwwwwwww... Let me eat it.

[2EmLee2]

Hey, you! Yeah, you kid over there! Come lookit these worms I found near that pile of doggo poop!

 

You know, I've never thought about it that way.

[Guest King Bean]

have you ever considered donating to the worm shelter? They help your plants!

 

what…? Ewwww… but ok!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I dare you to eat more worms than Sequence.

No, no, NO! I HATE reading and I NEVER want to do it again!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Stormlight book five just came out! I bought you a copy!



That... That's actually a really good idea, my friend.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, what if you died?

I LIEK THE BANNANNANA

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So I have a selection of exotic fruits here, all for free! On the top of the quality scale, we have this magical dragon fruit thingy, and on the bottom, we have this soggy banana. make your choice.


Oooooh. I want one.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Ew, maggots got into the cereal.

WHAT

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Excuse me my Lord, King Timmy the XVIOLXV would like to speak with you.



Hmm... I like all of them! How will I ever choose just one?

[2EmLee2]

What's you favorite color of feces?

 

Oreo truffles. And make them gluten-free!