Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Robin Sedai she/her]

What would you like to eat for your birthday lunch?

It's the tin one, darling.

[Quivil]

Was it the bronze wire or the steel one we were supposed to touch to the gem to stabilize it?

 

 

Explosions are always the best.

[AonDoor he/him]

Explosions or no?

He, like, always does this!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*eats human heart*
 

But… but…

[2EmLee2]

OH NO! DON'T EAT THAT BROWN STUFF!!! IT IS NOT CHOCOLATE!

 

Whelp, there goes that idea!

[AonDoor he/him]

What if we used a bird to conduct electricity into— (hawk grabs chicken from hand)

You just had to do it.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I murdered your parents.

WHAT

[2EmLee2]

So, uh, yeah. I put your Doomslug plushie in the washing machine at the hottest water setting and it became a ball of wet, plastic fibers.

 

Well, don't you think it's a bit soon?

[AonDoor he/him]

35-year-old: Mom, can I move out?

Don't look at me.

[2EmLee2]

Okay, who buried the bird in cat litter?

 

Only 24?! But last year- last year I had 25!!!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

My friend says you have 24 noses. Is that true?

Only ten times in the last minute.

[Mage he/him]

Are you sure you aren't dying? What is your heart rate?

No! I am the king of the squirrels!

[AonDoor he/him]

Davey, can you come down from the tree, please?

Since I was 749 years old.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

How long has that cheese been on your face?

With a chainsaw covered in butter

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[Robin Sedai she/her]

How do you murder people messily?

41.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What’s not the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Fif- BEEEEEEEEEEES

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I heard about a job opening for a beekeeper, and thought you might be interested.

 

 

Ah, I had forgotten about that one. Get rid of it for me will you?

[Eluvianii he/him]

Dude, what the heck? I found a dead body in your oven. 

I really hope this is a joke. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, want me to slit your throat and rip your heart out? C’mon, it’ll be fun. *cackles*
 

How many? How many?????

[Quivil]

Want some hot chocolate?

 

Simple. I broke her heart and crushed her soul.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So your mother's corpse is in your attic, but the police can't find any signs of death... care for an explanation?

 

 

Ha! I already did, you fool!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Pass the salt, please?

Purple, purple, all around, but not a drop to drink.

[Morningtide she/her]

What's your current hallucination? 

 

That's my favorite!!!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

What do you think of your oldest kid?

I can assure you of its genuine fakeness.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

So, is this your best faux Rolex in stock?

ARGLEBLARGEBLARG