Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[2EmLee2]

What is your opinion on [insert a very controversial topic here]?

 

It's circular, brown, lightweight, and has some unfamiliar names carved in it.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

A part of it.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Would you say your lifestyle is morally respectable? 

When you put it like that, sure, why not? 

[Quivil]

Can I spoil the entirety of [insert most recent Sanderson book here] for you?

 

No, I didn't do that! Wait... I remember now. Yeah that was me. It was fun.

[Morningtide she/her]

Who stole that necklace?

 

The Pits of Hathsin would be better!!!

[AonDoor he/him]

Can we go on vacation to Bilming?

 

What if I don't want to?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, can you please pass the salt?

If you do, I’ll slit your throat.

[Quivil]

Hey, can I go through here?

 

That... was a lie. I apologize for that.

[Morningtide she/her]

Didn't you say that you had tie-dyed hair a year ago?

 

WHY????????????

[AonDoor he/him]

Can I borrow your dog?

Not in this life.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Do you believe in reincarnation?

Stilts, always stilts. Why can't it be something else?

[2EmLee2]

So, in your circus act, you're going to use the stilts in the first preformance.

 

No. Why would you even think about that? He's dead!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Mmm, I wonder if that Elvis guy's single.

heh, idiot. In this world, it's kill or be killed.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The master of sayings from Threnody has created a new saying. "Kill or get killed." Is that correct here on Taldain?

 

 

Oh... You meant the blue one! Yeah I ate that one.

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[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, did I say the blue glass vase? Don't do anything to that one.

AUGH STORM IT

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

By order of Highprince Potatomuffinbean, you are to be strung up. During the Everstorm. Without any clothes.

 

Ooooo! That's a good one, but I prefer the one that's still alive.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Have you seen these dinosaur bones?

Storm it, Johnson! I want that report in by Friday!

[Voidspawn he/him]

It's a bit of a funny story...

"It's just a flesh wound."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"A scratch? Your arm's off!" (Was I close?)

 

Ha! Yeah, no. Funny, but no.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Is she alive?

If you say that again, I’ll murder your entire family.

[AonDoor he/him]

So... how's adolescence treating you?

I'd rather do literally anything else.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, can you please not poop on the floor anymore, Fido?

jk

[AonDoor he/him]

Why do you keep saying "jk"?

My favorite one is Baby Louie, Junior, the second, the younger.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Name all the spice girls.

STORMFATHER!

[Quivil]

... You knew that was a live grenade, right?

 

Combustion is the #1 greatest thing in life.