Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Do we feed the kittens?

Where on earth did you get that idea from?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Are you okay..?

Yes, immediately!

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Okay I'm gonna need you to be really careful with what you say around this bomb. It's voice-activated, but only if you say any words of agreement. After it's activated, your level of enthusiasm determines the strength of the explosion. Just keep that in mind.
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Hey I think there's an ice cream truck outside, I got some cash on me, you wann-

 

Oh... No, that's not how this game works man... Jeez....

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

So... I kill them and win, right? With the poker chips, yes?

CMON MAN! I was eating him first!

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Hey wanna join me in eating this gingerbread man? It's got your name on it for some reason. Also there was a bite mark baked into it, isn't that funny?

Yeah, yeah its cool. You don't have to explain. I can tell.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

So... uh... if I was to tell you that I accidentally created a superstrong species of zombie mutant... uh....

The pigeons disagree

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Let me tell you. Whole wheat bread SUCKS I can't even lie. It's like trying to eat with a million obstacles in the way. Like. How can you even enjoy any flavor while you're being bombarded with thirteen types of seeds and grains? No one even likes seeds and grains.

Please stop using pop culture references to try to justify the hole in my house.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

Totally tubular is the black hole that 67ed into the holy guac of the facebook twitter X

Trade Deal: I recieve 100% of the profits You recieve nothing

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Ok. So I inherited my entire family’s mansion yesterday but I kind of like my house in Hawaii…

Got milk?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Okay okay so have you got the milk I asked you for? Okay good because we need to start the ritual now, like right now, otherwise the entire solar system is gonna get devoured by hellfire, so if you can pass me that axe -

Arson.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Okay okay so have you got the milk I asked you for? Okay good because we need to start the ritual now, like right now, otherwise the entire solar system is gonna get devoured by hellfire, so if you can pass me that axe -

Arson.

So, Ink, out of all the federal crimes you've committed, which was your favorite? 

 

Five minutes and twenty three seconds.  

Edited February 5 by Ashkaloda