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  1. AltonicKeys

    aghhh new laptop and its too different!!!! It doesn't have cursor acceleration and the scrolling is ever so slightly too slow!!! I hate everything!!!

    At least I can easily turn off the ai features...

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    Granted. Turns out taking E doesn't really change you that much. You get a better color discrimination, and you're at greater risk of breast cancer now. The Nightwatcher feels bad and gives you a double jump ability. The bane is the risk of cancer. I wish to be able to beam motivation into everyone's brain at will
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    Granted. You get a rat that goes around petting things. It lightly pats things around your house, but it hates you and runs away from you as much as it can. Your neighbor eventually adopts it, and it loves them. You can see it running around their house, petting their things. I wish I had more time to do stuff I actually want to do
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    Granted. You now own every Way of Kings leatherbound book. The world economy collapses and it's all your fault. I wish Tyler blows up
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    Granted. and but which also means . , so . unfortunately. , . the , for turkey sandwich. I wish I get all the nutrition I need and I never have to worry about my food intake
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    Finding an easy low-paying job so I can quit my current stressful slightly-better-than-low paying job

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    Granted. You finish the book, and it's a pretty good book. However, some big company decides that you're an easy target, and sues you for copyright infringement over using the word "and," which they have exclusive rights over. You spend the rest of your life fighting in the court of law and never touch the pen again. I wish people would act like decent human beings
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    Granted. You don't make a wish and so the Nightwatcher blows you up into a billion smithereens. I wish I can enter and exit time loops at will
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    Granted. You understand it perfectly, no strings attached. So well in fact, that you decide to make a career out of it and go into accounting. This makes you a lot of money and you get kinda rich, but your life has been entirely devoted to math. Your hair has fallen out from the stress. Your soul has shriveled up and you've lost all meaning in life. I wish I can absorb the artistic talent of people around me
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    Granted. Falsch foirf garrubis et karrhim almuj detlas. Ploikel eid munarek qken The Tower of Babel lorbed mofos hu sa jiph ouen sthaeie wreacc de mmeit jod at pourle jaets of hevin reimbut grashel. I wish I was able to lock in at will
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    Granted. You communicate so well with everyone that you run out of things to communicate. Everyone knows exactly what's going on the moment they see you. Thus, you don't have to say anything ever. You fall out of practice of talking and your throat dries up. You eventually choke on your food and pass away. I wish to never work again in my life
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    Being on the surface of the sun
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    Granted. That happens. It's really disgusting and horrible, because the jaw was also made sideways. In order to keep the face symmetrical, I basically split the skull down the middle so that both halves are the jaws. Everyone's faces widen and contract when they speak or chew. I'm such a great bioengineer. I wish April Fools day was every day
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    I was gonna do like "EvilticKeys" but it doesn't flow as good so I just went back on rhyme zone dot com and found the first thing fire-related

    Also! I was planning on doing AltonicKnees since last year! But I only remembered just now and I already made the evil profile pictures. so. yeah. whatever. next time.

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    Um... Ignoring all the discourse on whether this theory can be true or not... Could we argue that the reason Bondsmiths work the way they do is because the Bondsmith spren that we've seen so far are splinters of Shards, which would be closer to the SR? I refuse to believe that their abilities are purely a result of a resonance between surges, and having a lot of investiture. Following that logic, if you made a "normal" true spren for Bondsmiths, on the same level of investiture and "SR affinity" as an honorspren, would we see a less powerful set of abilities more on-par with the other orders? And an enlightened version of this Bondsmith spren would grant the powers we've seen? (Maybe to a lesser degree since they don't have the same investiture amount as the Stormfather or whatever)
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    Granted. Bob doesn't wish for you, and leaves you. Please be more considerate of what Bob wants next time. I wish wisdom teeth weren't a thing
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    hi guys I wish people remember to make a wish because thats my favorite part about this game
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    hi guys I wish I didn't have to get my wisdom teeth surgery over the break
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    I was trying to remember the wide variety of aviar talents that we were given, but I'm realizing that we only really see two?? The mind-hiding one might be "useful for navigation" in that it would help while navigating the emberdark, so you don't get eaten by a skullsnake. And then Sak's talent doesn't count because she's unique. But yeah in my mind it would make a lot of sense for a Navigation aviar. Like the mind-hiding talent would parallel copperclouds, there was probably originally a talent similar to bronze-seeking
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    Granted. You're a radiant, no strings attached! A pretty good one too, you manage to stay alive and well. But this also means you're always active, and you can rarely ever catch a break. You're constantly exhausted. No serious health issues, it just sucks. I wish I have better luck
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    Emberdark FINALLY arrived to my local library and I finished it within the week yaaay!!

    I am finally free to do my assignments and projects!! I've been released!!

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    Granted. Luckily, the Nightwatcher understands that you misspelled it and grants you a molotov cocktail. Unfortunately, when she conjured it into the physical plane, she miscalculated the location, and the molotov appears miles above you. As it falls and accelerates, it starts burning the air around it, lighting the wick. Through some miracle, you catch it safely without blowing up. Yay! You now have a molotov cocktail! It's due to explode any second now, but aren't you glad the Nightwatcher corrected your mistake? I wish I can have a fancy time traveling car
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    guys what's Spark CYOA what does this mean I am so out of the loop
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    Happy birthday Nerdy!!! Emphasis on the happy part because I hope you have a great day!! And emphasis on the birthday part because it's true and it's your birthday. and emphasis on the NerdyAarakocra part because that's who you are and I intend this message to you. And emphasis on the exclamation marks because I mean emphasis on the sentence. and

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    what is happeningggg Why is everyone going Through a Living Glass minus the Glass im scareddd

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    2. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      I didn't get invited to this one. I'm becoming an old geezer

    3. ThroughTheLivingSequence

      ThroughTheLivingSequence

      You and me both, Plat :P.

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      I'd say we could make an old geezer club, but that seems antithetical to being an old geezer

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